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Mongolian Milkshake

A special drink before sex that deals with sexual partner(s) bonding through blending body fluids and fecal matter together and then drinking it. This drink is best made while the woman is on her period, if a woman is involved in the act. Both partners (or more) should consume a large portion of shitty North Philly Chinese food the day before making the drink. Step 1 is for both the partners to take turns shitting in a plastic bag, and grind it up into 1 liquid paste to be frozen. Make sure at least half of the bag is full and wait approximately 8 hours to take it out of the freezer and begin the blending process. The other ingredients to the drink include Urine (warm and hot), Female period blood, a few days worth of semen. Enjoy!
I don't know why I am throwing up, because man that Mongolian Milkshake I had with your mom last night tasted sooooo gooooood!!
by Bubba Ragu October 18, 2014
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Milkshake Surprise

When you nut in her mouth, and she keeps it in her mouth, releasing it in to yours when you go to kiss her
I was having an amazing time until she gave me a milkshake surprise
by afliiee March 12, 2020
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Chocolate Milkshake

The act of drinking semen through a chocolate flavored straw.
She didn't let him pull out, so he got his sippy straw and had a chocolate Milkshake.
by zfgngf January 22, 2017
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Bloody Milkshake

A “Bloody milkshake” is the act of removing a females bloody tampon, preferably when the tampon is saturated with blood, and throwing it in a blender. Add milk and heavy whipping cream to taste and, voila!! A “Bloody Milkshake!”
That girl is so hot!! Erick P. Will be drinking her, “bloody milkshake” by tonight!!
by TFU Professor January 17, 2023
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daddy milkshake

A daddy milkshake is when you are fucking a girl in her ass and you cum inside. Then, you plug up her butt cheeks and instruct her to jump up and down. Afterwards, you drink your very own Daddy Milkshake. ;)
I can't believe he ( probably someone named Jordan) Daddy Milkshake'd her!
by WrinklyDaggerDick August 15, 2017
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Cleavage milkshake

when someone shits in a girls cleavage then the girl squezes her tits together and then you tit fuck her thus creating a milkshake
i gave shaniqua the best cleavage milkshake
by shvastickid September 27, 2009
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strawberry milkshake

A woman with a yeast infection during her period.
Susan recently became a strawberry milkshake.
by Snarfle October 6, 2007
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