getting high from drugs which produce a calming or euphoric high (typically drugs like opioids or benzodiazepines)
by oxy2022 June 9, 2022

(v.) To have sex with a bucket of lard, causing it to melt. This generally occurs because of loneliness.
Man, it's just been so long that I had to go and Melt the Lard yesterday.
It's meeeeellltttiiiiiinggg!!!
It's meeeeellltttiiiiiinggg!!!
by UnicornJesus April 1, 2010

by Xoxodevilish December 1, 2020

someone you try to stay away from but keeps coming back with there so call 'vape skills'. They normally cry at the club and don't turn up to their own plans.
by Yoitsyaboiii July 15, 2017

A person who obsessivly posts things/selfies on social media or acts like a roadman/rebel over the Internet.
Guy 1: Ugh have you seen Olivia's account recently?
Guy 2: Yes she posts way too much, her selfies aren't even that nice
Guy 1: The internet melt
Guy 2: Yes she posts way too much, her selfies aren't even that nice
Guy 1: The internet melt
by InternetMeltShutdown January 11, 2017
