Wax melt

Someone who makes out they’re tough but they’re soft as shit

Holly: do you want a fight?
David: shut up you ham wallet you’re such a wax melt!

by TheHWOG October 21, 2022

melting moment

When you give your partner a blumpkin (which is a blowjob whilst he is taking a dump) and remove it from the toilet to freeze it. Once it is frozen you then use it as a dildo and gradually let the poo melt in your anus so you can proceed to poop out his shit

my girlfriend is so crazy and wants to try do a melting moment with me

by littlemissblumpkin March 06, 2024

Melt into the bleeding time

Disappear completely, dissolve into nothing.

It was time to leave the party, to melt into the bleeding time.

by FullDip October 11, 2023

Melt the snow

Attack/Anger a group of Liberals (snowflakes)

He decided to melt the snow when by yelling "women suck" next to a group of snowflakes

by December 10, 2018

Half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream

1) a literal bowl of vanilla ice cream that is halfway melted
2) (slang) another way to say someone or something is terrible

1) I just finished eating my half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream
2) When will we have a time where we don't have a half melted bowl of vanilla ice cream under president

by urbandictionarydefinitions100 October 31, 2020

melting cuddle

Hsnjzkkxksj WHEN SOMEONE IS SO FKCUFJ SAD RUAT YOU CUDDLE THEM AND THEY FORM INTO THE SHAPE OF YOUR ARMS AND OT MAKES YIU HAPPY

My bestie and I fruddled for a little and he melted. It became a melting cuddle that way.

by I am driving at 120mph January 22, 2024

Melting creamsicle

When cum drips out of the vagina after a cream pie

“I pulled down my pants to shower and was dripping cum, I’m a melting creamsicle”

by Xoxodevilish December 01, 2020