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Dark Marketing

The highly secretive psychological marketing science whereby accesses is gained to the subliminal areas of the object (consumer) brain where decisions are heavily influenced. Dark Marketing is by its nature dark (hidden) because it would be much less effective or even completely ineffective and potentially extremely negatively received if the object would know its true meaning. An example of this are catwalk models who do not smile while walking during a fashion show. When asked why, the official answer given by the fashion designer is that one should pay attention to the clothing, not the model. That is a diversion. The true (dark) reason is interest in the brand and sales increase when models present themselves with a more seductive face. If the fashion designer would explain the reason correctly it would not sound noble and could potentially harm the company’s potential to sell product. Dark Marketing is not in itself bad or negative, however one is at an advantage when one can spot it.
Dark Marketing is used when a company explains the official meaning of its logo when in reality it means something else.
by WorldWantsPlastic January 9, 2018
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market-garden

When you strike someone from above with a portable gardening shovel with extreme amounts of vertical velocity.
I'll "market-garden" his ass.
by epstone July 6, 2025
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boston market bowling ball

When you’re in a Boston Market bathroom getting your brown eye 3 fingered by the side chick you met on Friends finder.
Did you hear Joey got a Boston Market bowling ball from some side chick he met.
by Boston Market Bowling ball January 14, 2024
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Twat market

A man who spends money on different women via extra good tips (servers) or investing in some business opportunities is losing his money in the twat market.
You will soon need another job if you keep spending money in the twat market.
by Birdhouse observer September 13, 2020
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Hasty Market

Hasty Market is a Canadian convenience store chain. Since the first Hasty Market was opened in 1981 in Hamilton, Ontario, the company has grown to over 150 locations across Ontario. Hasty Market provides the usual convenience store offerings, and at some locations has hot food, smoothies, and more.
Example 1:
"I'm out of milk. Time to go to Hasty Market!"

Example 2:
Guelph resident: "I keep trying to buy eggs, but Cam Guthrie keeps jumping out from behind Hasty Market and stealing all my eggs!"
Cam Guthrie: *sucks egg*
by hailqueensatan July 20, 2025
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NXT Market

One of the best markets for gamers.
Look! NXT Market just dropped new cheese, get on guys!
by QueensBridgeKilla February 14, 2022
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Marketing week

by Fils de pub January 10, 2022
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