Face Crunch

The act of proving someone wrong. Especially after they have argued with you and you are RIGHT!!!!

Man, I really gave Daniel the face crunch when he argued there was never an escalator on the first floor of the Pavilions by Maggiano's.

by The Good Side of Amy B. July 20, 2010

Crunch-a-tize

To make impure, molest, destroy innocence, break hymen.

Crunch-a-tize me cap'n.
I am gonna crunch-a-tize that thot during breakfast!

by Concerned Elder April 25, 2021

celebrity crunch

Some thing in the back of a Cheez-It 's box where you can win a prize to go play a game with some Celebrity basketball players.

What is a Celebrity Crunch?
Answer: It's some CheezIt thing.

by 10YearoldPornstar March 07, 2017

Vagina crunch

The feeling when your vagina recoils because you find something someone said/did so repulsive

Omg that was so vile I had a vagina crunch

by Factsoflifeforwomen June 16, 2015

Crunch

to beat the absolute hell out of

Josh: omg did you see the fight between Zack and Nick
Pam: omg right Nick totally got crunched!
Josh: he never had a chance against Zack

by sierrxrose April 02, 2019

Crunch

Knowing a lot

That guy knows crunch

by Daniel flors January 07, 2022

Crunch

synonym for crush

“Heather is Paul’s crunch”

by treetreetree March 25, 2022