Christopher Columbus Syndrome

A strong urge have sex with a lot of different people and sail the ocean blue while you are in a long term relationship with somebody.

Dad: What happened to Jack and Jill? They have been together for 10 years!

Mom: Well, after Jack came down the hill with a pail of water, he decided to leave Jill to sail the ocean blue. When Jack came back, he came back with the clap and a boatload of crabs.

Dad: Yea, I remember when I came back from having the Christopher Columbus Syndrome. I gave you syphilis. I think I still got it now that I mention it. Don't tell the kids.
Mom: Those were the days, good times.

by badsailerman1492 July 24, 2021

Christopher Columbus

People still celebrate him for some reason. He is some old white dude who took advantage of the Native Americans and did very concerning things to them. He doesn't deserve a holiday and he is all around a dick.

You: Did you here its Christopher Columbus day?
Me: Oh that asshole? Who "discovered America" even though he didn't?

by Deforestation sucks May 18, 2021

Christopher Columbus

a BITCH. didn't "discover" shit. there's a fucking HOLIDAY for this colonizing mf. he stole land from a minority group and spread diseases, some of which came from animals... think that one through for a second. schools will teach you about this mf and praise his crackerjack ass when in reality he did nothing great.

Jae: Who the hell is Christopher Columbus?
Brian: A crackerjack, colonizing, mayo monkey p.o.s who enslaved natives and sold their kids into a sex ring.

by silenceytvoices May 26, 2021

Martin Christopher Wichita from Nebraska

Most definitely has super sexy abs. He also gets mad hoes unlike Robbie Brennan

I wish I was as sexy as Martin Christopher Wichita from Nebraska

by Martin’s Discord Kitten November 17, 2021

christophe sanchez

a mexican rappist

Christophe Sanchez rapped my girl

by nicolass pooping on the go June 8, 2010

christopher daniel wiseman

Noun a man who you would't want to piss off, he's strong caring and dont give a fuck what other think. Will help others before helping himself, he is very wise and smart, when a girl get him he will love her with all his heart and will protect her with all his might. A hard worker. He will want to have kids when he's ready will support his family when he get one, never cheat on his girlfriend/wife. He will put a smile on your face chear you up when needed. And has a huge cock

Her boyfriend is a christopher daniel wiseman he chear her up all the time she always smiles around him

by allamerican1996 November 1, 2013

christopher hance

A man who plays basketball, baseball, and football. He's not a poop nugget and is wayyyy better than James! He gets all da the girls and gets me with style. What a guy!

Man, that guys is a definite Christopher Hance

by James the Poopnugget November 22, 2016