by jerk store October 13, 2022
Get the Burro Banditmug. by Tony Button November 25, 2019
Get the Alphabet Banditmug. Person 1: Dude, did you hear about the pasta bandit on Mainstreet?
Person 2: Yeah, unfortunate. I know that guy too.
Person 2: Yeah, unfortunate. I know that guy too.
by JerinDd February 19, 2020
Get the Pasta banditmug. one who steals flowers in the cloak of the night, and uses them to create hand crafted goods to be sold at the local market under the noses of those the flowers came from.
Have you seen Flower Bandits new trays? I think those flowers came from my garden, I'm not mad at it though. I think I'm going to buy one in fact!
by Qwertyasdf12345 June 9, 2019
Get the Flower Banditmug. The act of sneaking into your neighbours house, connecting to and watching some porn on their own wifi until you ejaculate on a random thing in their home e.g. bed, sink, kettle etc. and go home like nothing happened.
This can also be done in schools, shops or other public venues.
This can also be done in schools, shops or other public venues.
Keith - “I left our neighbour Eugene a little present inside the dishwasher!”
Fredrick - “Dude that’s nuts”
Keith - “I know but not the kinda of nuts your thinking of, I pulled a wank bandit on him”
Fredrick - ...
Keith - “I also brutally slaughtered his wife and children”
Fredrick - “Nice”
Fredrick - “Dude that’s nuts”
Keith - “I know but not the kinda of nuts your thinking of, I pulled a wank bandit on him”
Fredrick - ...
Keith - “I also brutally slaughtered his wife and children”
Fredrick - “Nice”
by WalnutPaste April 20, 2020
Get the Wank Banditmug. A political entity or polity that is administered or dominated by criminals, bandits or outlaw elements. In most cases, a bandit kingdom will be ruled by criminals or bandits, and in other cases, they will be dominated by such groups, who have autonomy, but not rule, in the entity in question.
Sometimes, a bandit kingdom is also the name of a general area ruled or dominated exclusively by bandits, criminals, or outlaw elements, and while not political entity, the areas inhabitants or de facto rulers agree to rule and/or control by outlaws.
Sometimes, a bandit kingdom is also the name of a general area ruled or dominated exclusively by bandits, criminals, or outlaw elements, and while not political entity, the areas inhabitants or de facto rulers agree to rule and/or control by outlaws.
“There is debate over naming Somalia as a bandit kingdom, as a result of the general chaos and instability that has dominated it for a long time.”
“Long-time instability in Libya post-civil war led to the rise of many criminal groups, turning the country to a bandit kingdom over the course of a decade since.”
“Certain areas in the United States are bandit kingdoms, ruled by criminals and gangs who were able to subvert the law and make themselves the rulers in these places.”
“Long-time instability in Libya post-civil war led to the rise of many criminal groups, turning the country to a bandit kingdom over the course of a decade since.”
“Certain areas in the United States are bandit kingdoms, ruled by criminals and gangs who were able to subvert the law and make themselves the rulers in these places.”
by First Order Ball’s Sithguy September 17, 2023
Get the Bandit Kingdommug. Luke: hey see that guy over there Asleep
Xavier: yeah but what’s Matthew doing in the corner
Thomas: that’s a Brand bandit ready to make his kill
Luke: the brand bandit taking another guys virginity
Xavier: Classic Brand Bandit
Xavier: yeah but what’s Matthew doing in the corner
Thomas: that’s a Brand bandit ready to make his kill
Luke: the brand bandit taking another guys virginity
Xavier: Classic Brand Bandit
by Classic Ormeau May 1, 2022
Get the Brand Banditmug.