Two Leggee

The person who gets with the two legger.

John: you see that girl over there
Mark: yeah
John: she’s mad beat
Mark: I’d still tap that
John: damn bro u really a two legger
Mark: and she’s a two leggee

by Luckyboi420 January 29, 2022

two-nighter

Spending two nights in a row with a partner. Usually sexual. Usually on weekends (Friday and Saturday).

(lupoprodukto)

I just arranged a two-nighter this weekend with my third-hottest girlfriend.

by lupoprodukto April 12, 2022

Take it to a two

verb- To lower the volume of your strange antics

Shut Up! and take it to a two will you!?!?

by Bambie3223 October 28, 2010

Two A Day

Norman "Nick"'s belief that every man jacks off twice a day and if he claims he doesn't then he's a fucking liar. After being called out for his excessive jack off schedule, Norman "Nick" clapped back with this idea and while nobody else has admitted to jacking off twice on a daily basis, Norman "Nick" still deeply believes this idea. In fact, Norman "Nick" feels the need to make up for others who aren't jacking off twice a day so sometimes he'll go three or four times a day just by himself. You may have heard of the multivitamin, "One A Day," think of this jacking off idea as a "Two A Day" in order to ensure the best health for yourself.

Henry: Yo Norman "Nick", you get your two in today?
Norman "Nick": No
Henry: Oh shit, have you gotten any in at all?
Norman "Nick": Dude when I first wake up, I sit in bed for 30 minutes before I get up so that's when I get my first one in
Henry: Oh damnnn, then you get the other in at night so you get your Two A Day in, huh?
Norman "Nick": Yeah

by TurnM3Up December 27, 2021

two homies

Two individuals who mutually help each other out by performing favors on one another. These favors may include sexual activities. The phrase “no homo” is not necessarily needed to be spoken as it’s implied.

Just two homies sucking each other off

Jason’s in the bathroom helping a homie out. They’re two homies that need to be alone.

by no thot March 10, 2018

Two four

Slang for A 24 pack of beer, mostly used by Canadians

Eh bud I’m gonna grab a two four really quick, want Tim’s?

by 69doggystyle January 6, 2021

two paged

when a test gets stolen and is front and back to start with, but on test day the test is actually two pages, not allowing one to fill out the test the night before.

We stole the math test, but the professor two paged us and we needed to copy the answers from the stolen copy onto the new copy.

by roy21 January 19, 2009