Two-Texting

When the person you are texting with is also texting someone else and leaving you hanging a lot.

Lopez: What up
John: Meet at Jacks?
(waits 2 minutes)
John: yt?
Lopez: Sry, txting Sarah
John: stop two-texting me. Me or her pls.

by Zarbuck August 26, 2020

Two spacer

Someone who inserts two spaces after a full stop when typing meaning someone then has to delete all the extra spaces after. Also known as a double spacer or scum of the earth.

Oh no, we just gave her the job and then realised she's a two spacer

by Angrytypist May 20, 2017

two homies

Two individuals who mutually help each other out by performing favors on one another. These favors may include sexual activities. The phrase “no homo” is not necessarily needed to be spoken as it’s implied.

Just two homies sucking each other off

Jason’s in the bathroom helping a homie out. They’re two homies that need to be alone.

by no thot March 10, 2018

High Two

A kiss, coming from the term high five and two lips.

Last night, after our date, I gave her a high two.

by dankmemer96 February 4, 2017

Two-faced

People who are two-faced will always be asking if they can put their ballz in yo jawz which is a very strong indication that they are LGBTQIA

"Bro srsly shut up I need to complete my maths homework"

"Can I put ma ballz in yo jawz?"

"Dude stop actually"

"I will put ma ballz in yo jawz"

"Dude your so two-faced you never do this at school"

"Imma put ma ballz in yo jawz now"

by AtomicBr3ath August 25, 2021

tacos for two

Tacos for two: defined as two lesbians in the 69 position

"I wonder if those two are enjoying tacos for two."

by 1234ABCD June 28, 2012

two-total

Describes someone who drinks a maximum of two alcoholic beverages in any one night.

This may be for religious, health or financial reasons but is often due to the fact they are a massive self-confessed lightweight and the first sip of a third beverage would see them swinging naked from a chandelier or similar light fitting and nursing a horrendous hangover in the morning.

'Fancy another bro?'
'No wayyy man, don't you remember what happened last time?!'
'Oooo yeh that was nasty.'
'Def gonna roll two-total this weekend.'

by Clapo86 February 25, 2012