Fart Shorts are the ratty, old sweat shorts you pull on after coming home from work and changing out of your really nice clothes. You fart in them.
by handle&&7 March 14, 2014
A common investing tactic brad from business 101 says he’s done a million times and that you should you do, yet he doesn’t know what the Dow is.
Brad: Ya shorting a stock is kind of my thing. I’ve done it a few times.
Anyone else: Really, which stocks?
Brad: ya know...the big ones
Anyone else: Really, which stocks?
Brad: ya know...the big ones
by UPMYBUTT January 27, 2019
Lack of jawline, sunken facial expression, normally occurs in the heavy lidded ,thin lipped population. Also occurs in heavy lobbed ,space eyed persons. Inbreeding at it's finest.
by Marie Douglas October 19, 2019
by Dearay13 February 21, 2019
Getting gang plowed in prison by unshowered bangers who use his shortless backside to put out their cigarettes.
by The Beard of DOOM! September 27, 2021
When a limp penis is inside an ass or vagina and then gets erect with such girth that is causes bruising to legs, thighs and ass resembling purple shorts
by Joekerzwild December 08, 2017