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Net Muncher

A person that consumes large amounts of internet without paying for it.
Wendy: My internet just renewed and 2 gigabytes are already gone!

Michael: It was Jacob downloading game mods.

Jacob: It wasn't me!'

Wendy:Your such a......Net Muncher!
by Truthman445 May 11, 2013
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Net Banger

James Milson biggest net banger ever
James: im gonna murk u at the depot
rachel: do it NO BALLS
*james never shows up cus hes the biggest net banger pussy ass bih*
by bye273737 September 21, 2018
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.net choco

A .NET choco, frequently spotted in a Patagonia vest, is passionate about everything related to Azure. They treat their ThinkPad as a staple accessory and haven't refreshed their tech stack expertise since the year 2000.
Hey look at that .NET choco over there! Is this an Lenovo Thinkpad X?
by hauxi March 12, 2024
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Net-Legend

A person who reached legendary status via the World Wide Web. Andrew Jackson a.k.a. DZK is a good example of this.
Joe: Yo, have you heard of DZK?

Mark: Yeah man, he's a total net-legend.

cewebrity
by Wencher August 13, 2009
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Speli Net

Speli Net (verb):
/ˈspɛli nɛt/

To thoroughly clean and refresh a space until it meets the highest standards of cleanliness, order, and shine the Speli standards.
"After that deep clean, my kitchen is totally Speli Net!"

At Speli, we don’t just clean we Speli Net your space.
by Spelinet August 31, 2025
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net

twakhead fishing villas
*ol stank ass scratches necc*

“aye foo you ever been to the net ?”

“no”

“ i swear foo i can win u hella money at the net foo”
by BIG-SHHHLONG-CALLED-DONKEYKONG October 11, 2023
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Net Martial

An online discussion about someone doing sth. considered bad by most people. Many people will immediately bash the person with rude sentences, swear words, sex references and death threats.
Usually people just look at the few lines of text and the blurred photo before making their word. Sometimes suicides are caused by them.
It's like a court martial, only it is online.
Look, this net martial is bashing an innocent kid! This needs to stop!
by A dying goat November 25, 2017
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