Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse

While in the act of performing Teddy Ruxpin on a female, the male (usually short in stature with ample body hair; opens the window and has his partner bite on a toy Glow Worm from the same family of Mattel children’s toys from the 1980s. Thus keeping her quiet, while also getting the attention of anyone walking by…
Typically this involves doggy style sex while using the female’s back as a stand to hold a children’s book, so that the Male (“Teddy Ruxpin”) can read her a children’s story while thrusting.

I can’t believe I let Jeff Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse me again…someone walking their dog stared at us for like 10 minutes. It was kinda hot!

by 2family4jeff January 27, 2023

<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Cream Cheese & Teddy-Dogs<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Cream Cheese & Teddy-Dogs<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>It SMells Like Cream Cheese & Teddy-Dogs<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

Queen Of Teddy Grahams

Meriam Boutissant

“Meriam Boutissant is the Queen of Teddy Grahams”

by king of teddy grahams May 28, 2021

Teddy Land

A land where you get fucked by teddys or get enlisted for their army

I went to Teddy Land for pleasure

by ChasseStraße May 8, 2022

Pull a Teddy

To evade responsibilities to have fun.
To run away from one's duties to do something else.

I was in a meeting but it was boring so I had to Pull a Teddy.
Rachel did not show up to the fundraiser, she pulled a teddy.

by RamvoX February 19, 2021

Teddy

People named Teddy are not funny people.

Teddy isn’t as funny as Erin.

by not.erin November 24, 2021

Teddy

Teddy is the cutest dog in the world. He loves to cuddle and play. But sometimes he bites everyone.

Your such a Teddy

by Jeff alisburg March 1, 2019