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Teddy

You may think he is your best friend but when you least expect it he’ll turn around and openly hate jellyfish!

I know, I know. It’s gonna be alright.

You can either take your jellyfish respecting self and leave. Or you can fight back. Chose carefully.
“I heard you dislike jellyfish. Didn’t know you very such a Teddy.”
by Thewargod June 9, 2024
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Mr. Teddy Bear

That one guy who shows up to the party already shit faced dressed in a bear costume thinking it's October but it's mid April and his baby mama is on the run but slapped him with a divorce and child support on the same day. Some say this mysterious creature only shows up once or twice during the Summer Solstice but I've seen that Mf 4 mojitos deep on the Jersey Beach. Bear costume and all.
Her: Have you ever heard of Mr. Teddy Bear
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy
by raeByddeT.rM May 11, 2025
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Teddy

Refers to a young male who is morbidly obese and is poked and prodded by others because of their immense size.
Hey Teddy, your nipples are poking through your shirt again… SYFM and let me grope your love handles.
by show.time_ June 16, 2025
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Teddy

A very sexy individual who works out for milfs, women over the age of 30, women w kids
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by Hgghv888 November 22, 2021
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