Teddy time

When you tell your mum your taking the dog out for a walk but you just shag it instead.

Mum I’m taking the dog for a bit of teddy time.

by XaviahDaniel June 21, 2019

Teddy

Teddy is a very well know person known for his humour and his balls, generally many people asked him “where’s your balls teddy?” People generally use this in the context of a sentence starter or even to end a sentence. If you have a teddy make sure to tease him for having no balls and ask where his balls are, doing this will show a sign of anal communication.

Where’s your balls teddy?

In my mouth I think

No they aren’t there in your bum

by Rogue judges May 5, 2020

Teddy

Usually has the largest dick in the friend group and can pull any girl out there

That guy is so hot, I bet his name is Teddy

by Jeffy is deaf-y August 21, 2021

Teddy

The worst person in the world, gross, disgusting, literally every bad adjective istg

Teddy is the worst person in the world

by tinaturnerlover123456 October 15, 2021

blond teddy bear

Typically a boy named Jahvan, probably a tall boy with blond curls like noodles and comes off as the best person ever!!

P1 : hey who’s blond teddy bear is that?
P2: oh that’s mine!! His names jahvan

by noodleteddies November 10, 2020

Teddy Darnell

Loves Cheerios

I teddy Darnell

by You will never find me 😂 December 2, 2021

Teddy

Extremely attractive, but in a cutesy childlike way. Sometimes refers to someone hot in a more sexual way but mostly lighthearted romantic fluffiness. (Generally a man)

"Dude, that guy is such a teddy."

"i KNOW right? He's so cute."

Or

"My teddy is sooo handsome."

"Really let me see?"

"He's over there."

"Oh wow he's hot!"

by FinchsQuietCorner_ May 8, 2024