English Teabagging

The act of jerking off while making tea.

I knew my roommate was weird when I caught him english teabagging in the kitchen

by 0nTh3Sp0t October 12, 2021

Teabag Tsunami

When a mug can’t handle the pressure and your teabag loses its grip mid tilt, unleashing a full, throbbing torrent of steaming liquid into your helpless, gaping mouth.

1. "I barely tilted the mug and that filthy teabag exploded, blasting a hot, dripping mess all over my tongue — I’ve never been so violently betrayed by Earl Grey. Truly, a Teabag Tsunami for the ages."

2. "Got hit with a Teabag Tsunami this morning... absolutely swallowed a face full of scalding regret before I was even awake."

3. "Took a sip, got hit with a full-on Teabag Tsunami — pretty sure I’ve been railed softer than that before."

by Oh hey bro! April 27, 2025

Scandanavian Teabag

getting ready for your mediocre Teabag, urinate in said persons mouth, no swallowing, then resume with dipping your testicles inside their mouth and making a dip/splashing sound whilst Urine still warm.

That guy Maurice Pottemus, he just gave me a Scandanavian Teabag

by Maurie Pottomus December 8, 2018

Setting a teabag in hot water

Doing it saying something that will cause drama/ tea

“He told the group chat who he was asking out? He’s just setting a teabag in hot water.”

by MopCob69 May 31, 2019

Yorkshire Teabagging

When you go see Six Feet Below, a metal band from Bradford, and mid-set they bless you with one of their signature Yorkshire Teabags, a sacred act in their ongoing attempt to summon Sean Bean from the bastard dimension.

“I never thought I’d be saying this, but I genuinely want Six Feet Below to give me a good Yorkshire Teabagging. I'll do it for His Royal Highness, Sean Bean, I'll do it for Yorkshire, ye bastard.”

by Six Feet Below August 25, 2025

Kentucky teabag

Where the man tucks his sack and balls into his sisters vagina then has his mother clean him off using her tongue. That is the Kentucky Teabag

You missed out last night, your mom, sister and I enjoyed a Kentucky Teabag together.

by Drums 79 February 16, 2025

The British Teabag

Containing 2 members both wearing top hats, one will place a PG tips teabag into the rectum of the other, and decant hot water from their mouth to the other member's rectum. They will then let the tea soak in. The "Tea Giver" will then lay under the "Teapot" and then allow the tea to flow into the Tea givers mouth, which is already filled with sugar.

Chase - Can we use Tetley for the British Teabag?
EDP445 - I only like PG Tips.

by British Teabagger December 24, 2024