shwantzter truck

A very large 4x4 pick-up truck monster truck driven by men who are compensating for having a small penis shwantztoolflesh weapon.

"Yo, that asshole in the shwantzter truck just cut me off... What a pudd!"

by Judd B. December 21, 2008

Monster Trucking

To lay down and roll over someone else who is laying down next to you.

He started monster trucking her in the bed when she refused his advances.

by Bailey_unearth May 12, 2014

truck love

The sense of arousal generated by a person towards a truck or diesel engine because of the adrenaline rush they cause.

A person preferring a nice truck over miss universe.
A person having a feeling of intense anger over someone hating on his truck love.
A person loving the sound of diesel engines to the point where they might explode in their pants.
A person getting unnaturally excited over motors and their fluids.

"Dude, that Mike kid is in some serious truck love, he needs to find a girl."
"We caught Carl f*cking his tailpipe of his F350 in the parking lot. Carrrrrllll you're in truck love."

by ThaGodfatha April 15, 2014

truck whore

Usually mislabeled as a country girl, listens to country music, wears cowgirl boots, and camo will fuck you in your lifted truck and use you when yall date is a hoe.

You see Trevor's new girlfriend in his truck with the camo on?

Yeah that truck whore!

by Strawberry5588 March 8, 2017

Accounting Truck

A term used to describe an item someone wants or has but doesn't in any way need. Term taken from a GTA IV radio talk show conversation.

"Those golf clubs are his annual accounting truck"

"He got the iPod, but he never uses it"/" it must just have been an accounting truck"

by 2banza August 2, 2012

jeep truck

the ugliest car in existence

nathen wants a jeep truck, that car is ugly

by makdngdyfh October 30, 2019

Dump Truck

A wide-bottomed bitch who's addicted to black (heroin) and she can't take a shit cuz her asshole's tightly packed, so when you hear that beeping sound when a big rigg backs it up, you better get out the way cuz here comes the dump truck.

Someone call the plumber cuz that dusty old dump truck clogged the toilet again!

by Dallas Duzit February 11, 2021