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Thomas

Thomases are short, have freckles, somewhat funny, arrogant, and could make you smile. They are good friends, and are clueless when it comes to relationships.
Kid: "look at that short kid."
Me: "He's probably a Thomas."
by Yeet Spagheet October 21, 2019
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Thomas is the type of guy to take a girl out on a nice date, and then bring her home to then play krunker.io instead of laying down some pipe on the girl because he's a pro gamer, and also a pro christian activist, he believes not to to fuck until hes married.
thomas is such a pro gamer, he doesn't let anything get in the way of gaming, not even some pussy
by oldmacdonaldsd*ck October 22, 2019
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Thomas the man of all men with the smallest penis. Super attractive and funny but such a disappointment when he drops his drawers. Ladies feel bad for him to say the least. If you’re dating a Thomas just be prepared to not feel a thing.
Wow that “Thomas” sure has a small dick.
by Choo choo Thomas October 25, 2019
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Typically he has a killer smile, he's funny, smart, outgoing, but we all know his dick can fuck the whole world.
Nolan: "Yeah, I had a Thomas on me last night, hot asf"
by N0lxn October 27, 2019
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Thomas. Anyone would be lucky to know a kid named thomas. he has always the biggest heart and puts others before himself. he has a passion for music and is an amazing singer. He is always looking out for others. His brown hair and brown eyes attract him to every girl.
thomas is a pretty cool guy
by marchingbandgeek2002 October 29, 2019
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Literally a dolphin (Google what dolphins do to each other... It‘s sexual. Don‘t do it if you‘re under 21 ugly gen z)
#1 Did you hear what Thomas did?
#2 Yeah, she‘s such a dolphin.
by stupidasshoe33 October 31, 2019
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Charles Hendrickson Gormon III: Hey, do you know Thima-
President Theodore Roosevelt: *Stabs him repeatively in the chest whilst singing Bohemian Rhapsody with the voice of Mr. Bean on crack cocain* Ok Boomer I have heard of him, but Thomas is a Millenial
by Luviux November 2, 2019
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