touching teeth

When a gentleman or gentlelady, gently touches his/her teeth on to their corresponding subject, gently.

I wasn't going to bite you, I was just 'touching teeth'.

by MeatenTuvej December 5, 2017

Gut Touching

Getting dick down so good feels as of one internal organs are rearranging

Its rainning the good gut touching weather

by BigBill1025 July 18, 2018

The Lucas Touch

Opposite of the Midas touch, where everything the person has involvement with turns into a steaming pile of dog shit. Referencing George Lucas, whose involvement with such films as 'Howard the Duck', 'Radioland Murders', the Star Wars Prequels, 'Battlefield Earth', 'Red Tails' and recently 'Strange Magic' turned them all into critically reviled pieces of garbage.

"Hey brah, you going to see Strange Magic this weekend?"
"No way, bro, that has the stink of The Lucas Touch all over it!"
(both guys high-five)

by SgtZim February 13, 2015

touched cloth

derived from 'about to shit oneself
Touched cloth means to have almost died.

my brother Ned has overcome colon cancer, he really 'touched cloth'

by slash4 August 9, 2020

Yogurt Touch

Fixing something by accident when you’re drunk as fuck at work.

It’s fixed because I have the yogurt touch.

I’ve got the yogurt touch!
You know, the yogurt touch?

by Drinkydadjimbo February 1, 2023

touched the bird

When a girl grabs a guys dick unexpectedly and he squeaks like a bird

Becky walked up to John and touched the bird

by Ballislife19 May 11, 2015

Face touch

When you need to touch faces in pictures to prove your love for one another.

"He totally doesn't love her. Have you seen the pictures they post? They don't even face touch."

by LKV824 August 10, 2016