skidi toilet

A toilet with a head in it, that sings the Skidi song

Person 1:aaah Skidi toilet .

by Baldi12345678 July 7, 2023

Nuked toilet

a toilet that was nuked by someone's shit

"Thats a Nuked toilet in Taco bell. Im not suprised."

by toiletnuker December 7, 2020

Toilet toddlers

The act of jacking off into the toilet.

After a dry run at the bar, and a long stiff ride home, I had to deposit some toilet toddlers.

by McGtrell July 3, 2015

Toilet Queen

A gay man who cruises public rest rooms looking for anonymous gay sex with other gay cruisers.

Those public restrooms at that state park rest stop are frequented by toilet queens.

by Paul Della Valle June 14, 2004

Romanian toilet

Not technically a toilet, but instead a primitive, festering stinkhole dug in semi-private, dirt-floored hut. Modern amenities may include leaning rocks so you don't fall over while squatting or a pile of plastic grocery bags with which to wipe. Alternatively, bricks can be used for both purposes.

"Dude, brush your teeth. Your breath smells like a Romanian toilet."

by DVS_Sicarius August 23, 2019

Toilet Frappuccino

When the consistency of your stools reflect a blended frappuccino from starbucks. Generally it refers to diarrhea, and can be preceded by the adjectives: Grande, Tall, or Venti to describe the size of the bowel movement.

Tom: Did you forget to flush?

Jerry: No, I always flush!

Tom: Then how do you explain the toilet frappuccino that is in your bathroom?

by Hadito Ebrahimito February 24, 2010

Toilet butt

When you're on your phone sitting on the toilet for too long and you develop dimples in the shape of the toilet seat on your butt. Usually looks like a square ass

kid 1: dude the English teacher has bad toilet butt

Kid 2: ew no way that's nasty as hell

by Meowkat3 April 3, 2015