mustard platter

When someone is to directly fart in your face, i.e. Mouth, and nose.

This usually happens when one person is passed out at a party or plain ol' asleep

Joe pulled his pants down and hovered his ass over his sleeping friends face and mustard platter'd him!

by DefineThat November 10, 2014

spicy mustard

Douche Bag

You are spicy mustard

by Adage April 3, 2015

Custard Mustard

The name of a Tiddlytubby that is yellow and a superstar.

Custard Mustard is a superstar!!!!!!!!!!

by SahaibP March 9, 2024

horseradish mustard

Becoming best friends with a hobo while intoxicated, only to later feel the stinging pangs of regret (and unexplained rashes).

Woah, I had a little horseradish mustard last night. I need a bath. In bleach.

by Rockchurch July 30, 2012

Mustard

Mustafa’s official nickname.

“Mustard is a dumbass”

by PilotCaptain25 January 28, 2022

No Mustard On My Bike

Phrase Made By RedLynx in 2009 With The Game Trials HD, It Has Been A Running Gag In All Games Since Then

Do you want you Ham Sandwich
No I want my bike, No mustard on my bike

by TrialsGooner69 August 7, 2025

Breakfast Mustard

A mystery condiment that is always hidden somewhere in an Airbnb

Don’t forget to look for the breakfast mustard before you leave!

by El mago in a tomato January 23, 2024