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Blocking the cock

When someone prevents, accidentally or intentionally, two people from having a conversation or intercourse. Blocking the cock can be done by jumping into an existing conversation, positioning oneself between two other people, or drawing attention to oneself.
Girl A: Nick and I were talking when Sophia comes over and starts asking me about homework!

Girl B: I know, she's always blocking the cock
by blocking the cock June 15, 2011
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kroc blocking

effectively denying access to mcdonald's fare
i couldn't get my mcthing on because a bus load of oldsters was cramming the counters and completely kroc blocking my stuff.

a geo prizm broke down in the drive thru lane and kroc blocked the hell out of us.
by lexicali slim September 15, 2009
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around the block

by bbwloverjoe October 14, 2007
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cock blocks

Trying to prevent someone from getting a woman/piece of pussy that someone else is trying to get.
I am talking to that blond chick, and that asshole cock blocks me, trying to get her for himself.
by Alabama Atheist August 20, 2006
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Blue Blocking

When a person blocks or prevents another from getting any blues. Purposely preventing someone from smoking and getting well because they are always looking for a hand out or freebies. They usually have 1 or more fronts already out, which they never seem to remember but You Know They Do! Usually resulting with them paying late or not paying at all.
"Hey, what did you do this weekend?"

"Man, I spent the weekend Blue Blocking a bunch of broke ass hoes trying to take advantage of my mother's good nature." "I told em to not come back too, unless they had some money and I swear to God if it's all in change, that shit better be pre rolled. I'ma weight that shit too, make sure they ain't trying to jew me, ya dig." "I told em do that and then I'll give em some Blues."

I had to Blue Block Karen when she came over, she didn't have any money and still owed for the blues I gave her last week.
by Written by Love February 19, 2023
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tinder-block

like how writers block is not knowing what to write, tinder-block is not knowing what to say on Tinder
"Man I don't know what to say to this girl. I have tinder-block."
by zigzagable March 11, 2015
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Mouth Block

When one prevents another from being able to come to his/her house and eat his/her mother's food.
1.) Friend - "Sorry man, you can't come over, I have a ton of chores I need to get done"

You - "Dammit, you're mouth blocking me big time man, your mom's enchiladas are the best!"

2.) Chris' mom's food is the best, but he's always mouth-blocking me. Bastard.
by tycoon34 January 4, 2011
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