i am that duck

If I were to give you an analogy, I would describe it like this: When a duck swims on the water, you only see it glide, apparently, effortlessly, across the lake. But underneath, as in, beneath the surface, it's a whole different story. It's legs are moving like it's peddling a fcking bicycle up the side of a mountain. That's me right now. I am that duck.

I am that duck.

by jozombies115 July 18, 2017

Jonesing for that hang

Something only a desperate buffoon would text Jerry Seinfeld.

Hey Jerr, I'm jonesing for that hang! Let's talk some shop.

by mrhandsandfeet August 9, 2019

The Only Truth that Matters

The Only Truth that Matters is Love

I drove all night to see her because she is The Only Truth that Matters

by Liberation Theology December 16, 2019

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant?

Sir, I said it, sir!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

by JSSRocket July 26, 2020

die on that hill

To die on that hill means that you will die rather than change the opinion you have in an argument.

One could die on a hill for his music taste or claiming that yellow starburst are actually underrated af.

Stacy: I love Kim Kardashian so much omg!

Rebecca: Khloe is the best Kardashian and I am willing to die on that hill!

by Mu_fr January 19, 2022

got that boy

What one says when they have insulted or zinged someone.

Person 1: "I feel so good."
Person 2: "Your mom feels so good, GOT THAT BOY!"

by Tony Evangelista May 30, 2006

that's okay

No

A polite negative reponse to an offer. Sounds like you're agreeing but actually means the opposite. This phrase is very hard to argue with without being rude. Commonly used when a salesperson tries to get you to buy something extra, or when someone who likes you but you don't want to involved with offers to do you a favor.

Poindexter: Hi Suzie! Would you like me to carry your books for you? They look heavy!

Suzie: That's okay

by Webster Papadopolous July 11, 2004