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Thanos

Big old juicy eggplant waiting for African babies to go lurking around his swamp looking for his next meal

big purple-just basically an eggplant with a purple ballsack physical attached to his chin

has the might fisty and frisky gauntlet used as a fisting device for maximum pain and suffering

Thanos is specially referred to as a pedophile lurking for underage children
hey Osama bin laden

Thanos is lurking around the school lurking for his prey underage children.
by Thanos Is A Pedephile November 18, 2020
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thanos cup

A cup, of which you can buy from Disney’s California Adventute, that resembles the Infinity Gauntlet
Woah, is OfficialMemeGuy wearing thanos cup?!?!
by OfficialMemeGuy October 8, 2018
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Thanos

Thanos is a big grape drone the Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) who was able to beat the Avengers. He snapped a snap that caused half the universe to turn to dust.
Cole- I can’t believe thanos won in Infinity War.

Hank- dude I know I wonder what’s gonna happen in Endgame.
by I’m_really_depressed April 28, 2019
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THOT Thanos

A nickname for a woman that is unfaithful in relationships and collects engagement and/or weddings rings as a means of income or for enjoyment without having any desire to be committed to the other party.
I just saw Angela and Harvey got engaged. I can't see this working out because she is way out of his league and has an Only Fans page. Someone needs to tell him that THOT Thanos is texting other dudes.
by Spanky Montgomery September 15, 2021
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thanos stone

When you break up with a girl you love and fuck her 5 closest friends
I successfully thanos stoned my ex girlfriend
by Jimmy Rickets August 10, 2023
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Thanos

A giant purple grape who will not give up his rather impressive rock collection at the pawn shop.
Thanos: fifty’s my best offer, sorry, that’s all I can do.
by ᴛʜᴀɴᴏs ᴄᴀʀϟ April 28, 2019
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Thanos

Sexy Purple porn star who likes to farm and decimate the universe in his spare time
i want to eat thanos' bumhole and take it back with the time stone
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