Ghost Tea

When you pour your tea from the teapot after it has steeped & it’s only hot water.

Usually because you didn’t actually put a teabag in but thought you had. Sometimes happens when your kid steals the teabag for their tea thinking it’s funny.
“Man, it’s way too early for this. My toasted English muffin was about to pop up & I go to pour my tea from the teapot & it was nothing but a ghost tea.”
You thought it was there but it’s not, just like a ghost. Only hot water.
by JBRacing October 08, 2023
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tea rex

A big reptile that cant reach its penis
His arms are so small he must feel the pain of the tea rex
by BOOBS!"£$ March 07, 2018
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Cornbread tea

Someone who seems very basic at first but is actually interesting or has a lot of drama around them.
Kurt is so cornbread tea. Did you hear about what he did earlier?
by sheldonbazinga1 March 17, 2023
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loser tea

A term to use when the gossip or tea you received wasn't worth the wait and is a waste of your time
"Girl you heard about Jacqui getting fired yesterday for fighting a customer?"

"Girl that's loser tea."
by OutterSpaceCooter July 03, 2021
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billy of tea

person 1:soon may the wellerman come to bring us sugar and tea and rum
person 2: your singing billy of tea
person 1: SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS WELLERMAN
by peanut KING August 14, 2021
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swamp tea

The tea that results from getting distracted while making tea and not removing the tea bag early enough. The extra soak time makes it taste swampy.
I was making a pot of tea when the phone rang. I didn't get back to the tea in time so now I have swamp tea.
by CLS CU January 25, 2010
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Anal Tea

When you get done anal fucking your girlfriend, you collect the shit infused semen into your finest tea cup and begin drinking it like you're a member of the royal family.
Hey babe, I want to have anal tea tonight.
by ShamUD69 July 01, 2015
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