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substance rape

Raping someone when they are high
Yes I will say I did substance rape him
by 459395 March 5, 2022
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Substanch

When something is of considerable importance, size, or worth. Short Hand for Substantial, used alone often to describe semi-trivial things.
Yo! How was the party last night?
Substanchhhh!

And how were the girls?
Substanchh.
by billythekid_7 April 28, 2022
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Subscribers

YES MY MINIONS! HOLD ME UP ABOVE THE FLAMES; THAT I MAY ESCAPE THE FIRES OF HELL!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Hym "We need to get some people to throw money at us..."

Iam "What how? Why?"

Hym "I donno. Get some subscribers to lift us out of the fire for a bit."

Iam "Wow... That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard."

Hym "Oh I could come up with a way better plan then that it but would be more of a hassle. I like this plan though. Maybe start a cult. Or another cult. Make them go to war with one another. Blood in the streets and whatnot."

Iam "We don't have time for this. We have to go. We're out of money again. And gas. And no one is going to pay us to point a camera at our face and get high with our friends."

Hym "Tight. Let's go sit in silence for 9 hours straight in an air conditioning-less car while our phone teeters between overheating and running out of battery. Hopefully we'll be able to keep wasps from flying into our muffler-less car that needs to have it's windows down at all times so we don't die of carbon monoxide poisoning. Wasps are gross."

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Iam ๐Ÿ˜‘ "..... Let's just go."

Hym ๐Ÿ™‚ "Ok! I'm thirsty. Let's grab all this loose change laying around and go get an energy drink."
by Hym Iam May 17, 2022
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Subscribe

1. subscribe - (noun) - The person putting the least amount of work into a (supposedly) collaborative school paper. Synonym's may include; slacker, lazy writer, and bench warmer.
"He is such a subscriber, he doesn't even deserve the F"
by thatwisebruh June 7, 2022
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Subscribe to ABUSED_GHOSTIE

The most chad move to do and only beta's don't do it. just joking but he would appreciate it.
Subscribe to ABUSED_GHOSTIE because it is a chad move
by ABUSED_GHOSTIE June 27, 2022
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substitoot

Someone whom you hire to do your bragging --- i.e., "blow your own horn" ---- for you.
Tronald Dump never had any need for a substitoot during his presidency, since he so greatly enjoyed doing all his bombastic boasting himself.
by QuacksO September 27, 2022
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Substitute Teacher

A substitute teacher is a teacher that is usually brainless on what's going on in the class or does not care about education
Substitute teacher: Class we are going to learn about the pythagorean theorem
That one kid:No we watch movies the entire period
Substitute teacher: Okay then
by Sbhat October 20, 2022
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