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obama's suprise

When after anal the man deficates on the womens hand and she sing the national anthem and claps
Ill give you a right obama's suprise
by Big guy123456780987654321 September 13, 2016
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Hawaiian Punch suprise

When you eat out your girl when she’s on her period
Damn Jim your face is all red where you giving your girl a Hawaiian Punch suprise
by PBJsandwich27 November 20, 2018
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Human Thermos Suprise

The act of finding edible food in an orifice of a sexual partner.
Bro, I was eating this girls ass the bbn other night and found a raisin inside, it was an awesome human thermos suprise!
by Nowisdasick/Capt. Terror November 23, 2019
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lime slime suprise

When your spouse shoves a lime up your ass, then forces you to eat slime, finally roundhouse kicks you as the surprise.
Man me and my girl went so hard last night she gave me the lime slime suprise.
by The thickest bitch January 13, 2020
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Boca Raton Sunrise

The Boca Raton Sunrise is when you pinch your nose, cover your mouth then try to blow out your ProlapsedAnus like a party favor.
Old Gertrude LaRue is over in the dining room giving Bernard a Boca Raton Sunrise
by Byron Turkington July 3, 2021
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Scottish Suprise

When a male of the human species puts whipped cream on the tip of his genitalia and then inserts the penal shaft into the mouth of a sleeping victim. This is to be done gently so the victim does not wake, and the purpose of the whipped cream is to cover up the taste of semen.
Aww man. I woke up with a white creamy substance in my mouth, it kinda tastes like whipped cream, I think I was given a Scottish Suprise! Fuck
by biznatch8==D August 16, 2008
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