I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.

Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009

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string fart

A string fart, much like a string bet in poker, when a player pushes a bet out and returns to their stack for more chips to push out adding to their original bet. A string fart is when you fart and another fart arrives in rapid fashion. This phonomonia can continue ad nauseam.

Darren was string farting as he walked to the shitter at the bar.

by Sheronimo June 08, 2017

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woody string

Similar to a pull string, a woody string is where a reaction if created when a string is pulled, such as in the 3D animated film Toy Story with the popular character voiced by Tom Hanks, Woody.

Girl: owe you pulled my hair

Abusive boyfriend:that’s so funny, every time I pull it you make a noise, it’s like woody string

by Serenathewhore May 06, 2019

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