I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

A phrase used to convey extreme disgust at a proposition.

Jack: Hey, are you going to that Kenny G. concert?

Chris: I'd rather saw my own nads off with a kite string.

by Dirty Shastard December 24, 2009

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by PixelPlazmaa January 31, 2021

bologna string

Other wise known as bean sprouts

That’s def bologna string bruh

by Oscardraft May 2, 2023

invisible string theory

when you meet a person whether knowing them for a while or not and y’all share information about eachother and come across something like an old class photo for elementary school or ya’ll parents meeting at a bar ages ago. From the song Invisible String by Taylor swift these signs usually mean ya’ll were meant to be.

n/a- Omg i you won’t believe it i found an old photo of when my mom used to teach school and you were in her class back in 1st grade.

n/a- stop it no way, the invisible string theory is real

by Lillie K April 3, 2024

Strinkle string

when someone swallows a piece of string and it gets left there for 12 hours and once its traversed through the body, you must eat it out while it’s covered in shit.

“Delphi let me do a strinkle string on her last night, the shit was pretty dirty..” Tabby says, reminiscent of the event.

by Delphi-dingle September 28, 2025

Elephant String

A tampon string hanging out of a large woman.

Damn. Thanks he girl with the elephant string shouldn’t be skinny dipping!

by KimSimpson July 10, 2022

pulling you by a string

When a person is "pulling you on a string" it's kinda like they are playing hard to get,or they are mysterious in a way.

Guy 1: The girl I like is teasing me but when I try to make a move she backs away.
Guy 2: That sucks Dude.Do you think she's still going to open up later?
Guy 1:Idk, but I hope she does. I don't like all crap.
Guy 2: she's just pulling you by a string.

by Allycat44 January 19, 2018