Dirty Sanchez

Where a dude plugs up a girls(or dude, ain't gonna be rude) ass with his dick and takes it out, puts it on the upper lip(below nose) and leaves a shit-stash.

Friend:Hey Stef! What did you do last night?
Stef: I got a fucking Dirty Sanchez.
Friend:That's just nasty.

by Bettlejuice February 3, 2017

Cinco de Sanchez

A combination of a dirty Sanchez and a high five This should be used at corporate meetings or any pep talk situations that you do not care about.

At church, the priest was so happy he "high fives" the chorus, so I offered up a "cinco de Sanchez"

by Old Dirty Danny May 6, 2005

sanctifor

someone who feels the need to be a god among sheep

"baah you scum bag baah"

by misdemeanor September 16, 2003

Ultimate Sanchez

During intercourse the male inserts his entire fist into his own anus and punches the woman (or man) in the mouth.

Colin - "Dude I totally Ultimate Sanchezed that bitch, Fallon last night!"

Chad - "Did she die??"

Colin - " Yeah so I made do with what I could after ward."

Chad - "Maaaaaaan we need to go"

by bacon4lyfe November 23, 2011

Marinara Sanchez

A twist on the conventional "Dirty Sanchez", where a man fucks his woman in any position while she is on the rag and then pulls out and wipes his bloody cock across her upper lip, making a nice red mustache.

I was really horny tonight but my old lady was on the rag and didn't want any. So, just to teach her a good lesson, after I had my way with her, I held her down and gave her a nice Marinara Sanchez.

by Plank "Vic Vapors" Hungwell September 8, 2006

sanctions

1. Authoritative permission or approval that makes a course of action valid. See Synonyms at permission.
2. Support or encouragement, as from public opinion or established custom.
3. A consideration, influence, or principle that dictates an ethical choice.
4.1. A law or decree.
2. The penalty for noncompliance specified in a law or decree.
5. A penalty, specified or in the form of moral pressure, that acts to ensure compliance or conformity.
6. A coercive measure adopted usually by several nations acting together against a nation violating international law.
tr.v. sanc·tioned, sanc·tion·ing, sanc·tions
1. To give official authorization or approval to: “The president, we are told, has sanctioned greed at the cost of compassion” (David Rankin).
2. To encourage or tolerate by indicating approval. See Synonyms at approve.
3. To penalize, especially for violating a moral principle or international law.

The Russians and Chinese won't go along with economic sanctions.

by elbelle April 28, 2006

Dirty Sanchez (etymological)

A Dirty Sanchez occurs when the passive partner (male or female) is sodomized and a coating of mucus/feces/lube remains on the shaft of the active partner's penis. He pulls out and the passive partner fellates him, drawing the member into his/her mouth through tightly pursed lips. This acts to squeegee the matter from the penis into a thin line or bead encircling the mouth. It forms a John Waters's moustache-like deposit on the recipient's upper lip like the moustache on a Mexican guy (e.g., from a 1930s movie; hence "Sanchez"), or John Waters. (A "Filthy Waters" is equally descriptive, but that term hasn't caught on perhaps due to its being a bit esoteric.)

I butt-fucked my girlfriend last night and she got the cutest little Dirty Sanchez when she sucked me clean. Thus the Dirty Sanchez (etymological) is an artifact of another act—it just happens; no fingers needed.

by Sterling Pfeffernüsse January 10, 2011