Solo Rusty Ventilator

When a gentleman has the urge to have someone take a steaming dump on his chest but finds himself alone. He coils one on the shower curtain, lies down in the bath while holding the curtain at an angle (angle should be adjusted according to consistency and clingability) allowing the brown trout to slowly slide onto his chest

Olly: Jason, why the fuck is there a brown streak on the shower curtain?

Jason: It was the dog

Olly: The dog doesnt eat cashew nuts

Jason: Sorry, I had a solo rusty ventilator

Olly: Why didn't you just call me I've been touching cloth all day

by Safarijon January 20, 2009

solo harrie

solo harries are the sexiest creatures on earth! they’re powerful asf and you will fall in love with them !

damn she’s so sexy! she has my heart!
ikr, she’s such a solo harrie !

did you see them do the wap? they’re such a solo harrie

damn i wish i was a solo harrie!

by absolutelynotme November 1, 2020

socko

An awesome drink that has the effects of crack

Keith was going crazy because he had 7 sockos.

by the_game July 7, 2005

Socko

One who cannot spell "hilarious"

Heh, that guy must be a SOCKO, he can't spell hilarious

by Anonymous March 11, 2003

Guitar solo

Wanking yourself off. A reference to "strumming the guitar" which means sex.

Person one: Hey, wanna play COD4 later?

Person two: No mate, I havent strummed the guitar in ages so I put aside some time later for a guitar solo.

Person one: Dude, ew.

by yakuzakitty April 19, 2009

Socko

A guy who makes up words to put into the UrbanDictionary, at the halarious expense of other forum users.

'Man, I wish he'd stop putting words in the UrbanDictionary, it's just not funny at all'.
'I know, he's such a SOCKO'.

by Anonymous March 11, 2003

Hand-Solo

A chubby flat ass monger, who enjoys eating the starfish. Also, is known for jerking off instead of having actual sex.

That lavatory looks like a good place to pull a Hand-Solo.

by LH69 April 26, 2005