Slappin' the bass

male term meaning to masturbate.

guy 1: what the shit- what took you so long? fappin?

guy 2: eh..no. only tiny peckered fools "fap" I was Slappin' the bass.

guy 1: touche.

by MadaoxSama September 30, 2009

Skinny dipping with snapping turtles

Used to describe a very small and Ugly Penis

girl 1:"I saw mike naked...he's been skinny dipping with snapping turtles."

girl 2: "That small huh?"

girl 1: "yeah...I had a hard time not laughing."

by grizzlyjack July 6, 2010

slappin da mpha

when a male, in a naked state, swing hips back and forth or up and down to make his dick hit his thighs and make a slapping sound.

guy: *slap slap slap*
other guy: man are you slappin da mpha, again?
guy: *slap slap slap*
other guy: shut up!

by flats117 December 13, 2009

Slapping the peen

Slapping the peen is referred to as "Masturbating" by thugs and others affiliated with thugs. This combination comes together to produce a good party anecdote, for example "Do I got a story for you guys... So the other night I was slapping the ole' peen, and right when the wife walks in I "YOU!" all up on her face.

Aye homey, once I got home, I pulled my pants down and started 'Slapping the peen'

by Meechster93 November 7, 2010

Key Slapping

A person who continuously slaps the keys on a keyboard making unpleasantly loud noises.

When DK does a control F website search on the keyboard, he keeps Key Slapping the enter key on each search result.

"It's because I'm left handed" is his foolish answer.

by Dallas1976 August 4, 2007

ball slappin'

cool,awesome,or something fun.

1.Yo, that party was so ball slappin'.

2. Yesterday was such a ball slappin' day.

by C-Dawg5693 September 19, 2009

Egg-Swapping

When two young hipsters (typically Japanese) carefully spit eggs into each others' mouths as a way of making out. It was featured on the =3 RayWilliamJohnson show and uploaded on Youtube (called "Egg-Swap: WTF Japan Seriously!?").

Yo, did you see that weird ass video on YouTube??? Two chinks spitting eggs into each other...egg-swapping...

by EggrohboiN_D November 1, 2011