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After-match Smell

The tingly aroma that arises around 16:00 GMT on a Saturday afternoon once the last shower nozzle has been closed in the changing room of great football teams.
-Barman: "There it is! The after-match smell"
- Colleague: "oh aye! Spiced Amber this week!"

- Barman: "Best get 4 Guinesses and 10 Carlings on the go son!"
by Tangerine Army September 16, 2021
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Smell-o-scope

A telescope for your sense of smell, created by Hubert farnsworth it was the reason that mankind noticed a giant ball of 21st century trash flying towards earth, saving it from definite destruction.
May only exist in 31st century futurama
What happens if you use the smell-o-scope to smell Uranus- Fry
by Washy February 18, 2015
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smell my fingie

a term used commonly by a male named kiro eadie. he usually says his catchphrase after he has done a good fisting god fisting god session with a female. it’s usually to get his friends attention and to boast about being such a ladies man.
by keir cairns <3 May 7, 2020
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Hot Topic smell

Rancid plastic mixed with the scent of cheap cloth and ink prints, and lightly pepered whith the sent of sex toys.
"Bro Caits house got that hot topic smell going on"
by Sinkboy August 2, 2021
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smell your mum

Smell your mum or smell ur maaaaa is a very good way of telling someone their mum is a fucking stinker
Ayy mate smell your mum

Why

Cuz she fucking stinks
by Steely2004 July 13, 2019
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I Smell Fanny

When you and your mates are sitting somewhere and a group of girls walk past and that you imply for him to go get there snap or number.
You: I smell Fanny
Him: i think its just you mate i think they are butters
by Jim the crack head November 20, 2019
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smelling your pussy

Similar to feeling yourself. When a woman is overly confident about her looks at shows it by acting like a model and or bourgeois hoe
Girl: dayum I look so good today * spind around in the mirror *

Guy: stop smelling your pussy!!
by BourgeoisHoe September 4, 2016
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