Donut sample

It's when your giving head but with a donut equipted

Hey wanna go to starbucks for a donut sample.

by Pervhut5100 January 17, 2017

tape stapler

When you do the nasty with a stapler and you leak all over the goddamn camera.

Aw man, my gear is all sticky now because I tape stapler'd last night.

by hootyhooot February 18, 2017

turd sample

A sample of turd; poo sample, stool sample.

Alternative: a person of exceptionally turdish qualities. #turdlife

'I'm just going to the doctors to hand in the turd sample they requested.'

or

'I was playing blops3 and met the biggest turd sample I've ever encountered.'

by parskuks March 27, 2017

harry staples

a very godlike person who pulls all the ladies. very large genitalia and is very caring

wow that guy is such a harry staples.

by JRE3007 May 31, 2017

Dan staples

If you need to ask you don’t know

The band of the time is all you need to know dan staples

by Player hater101 May 27, 2018

mongle staple toned

Someone who sucks so many penis, their lips get chapped.

Jareds lips are so mongle staple toned.

by Slimmed Shady October 31, 2018

serial sampler

One who repeatedly commits the same offense of consuming free samples without any intention of buying.

That same serial sampler couple came into the candy store and ate free samples they’ve pretended to never have tried...and then bought nothing...again.

by Nagem Yarg January 4, 2019