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Schrodinger’s post

When you want to stop scrolling through posts but you need to know whether the next post is good or not. This in turn leaves you wondering “Will the next League of Legends tier list reel actually be morally passable?”
Rational human being: You’ve been looking at Hustler’s University ads all day, have a break.

Monkey brain sigma: Nah I need to know if the next post is good, or I will spiral into Schrodinger’s post.
by Somedudewithtoomuchsparetime January 25, 2023
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Schrodinger's Economist

A guy who answers a question with absolute certainty and then claims he thought he was answering a different question based on people's reaction when he is wrong in order to manifest himself being correct.
John : "Where are crocodiles found?"
Wombat : "They're only found in Australia"
John : *googles it* "No, they're found in Africa and both North and South America as well"
Wombat : "OH! I thought the question was where are crocodiles native to"
John : "You are a Schrodinger's Economist"
by JonathenSmith February 16, 2023
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Schrodinger's asshat

Someone who denies that their head is up anyone's ass much less their own
You know that guy Roger? He's a Schrodinger's asshat, his head is so far up Jerry's ass, yet he denies it
by Åzüre March 13, 2023
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Schrodinger's Underwear

Schrodinger's Underwear is a trans-game, a perpetual tease, amounting to holding up a cardboard box, waving it around, and saying in a loud voice,

"Guess what kind of genitals are in this box that I'm waving around!"
and
"As long as you're looking at this box, I have the power to keep you fascinated by flaunting my genital and gender ambiguity;

once my actual genitalia and gender are known, I lose all my power;

so please keep looking at this box and guessing, and keep giving me power to confuse you!"

The idea is to confuse the straight man enough to WIN.

Hard game endings include:
In Boys Don't Cry, the FTM heroine is forced to admit, in a post-rape exam, that she does in fact have a vagina.
This is clearly a major emotional loss for her, as she sobs.
In the Trap game, the MTF transvestite leads a straight man on, typically with alcohol and flirting, to think that heterosexual sex is upcoming.

When the (unambiguously male) male genitalia are revealed, it's a trans-win,
as the straight male must go through with the sex, resulting in an identity degradation to "sexually confused homosexual sex-maniac," or be massively frustrated and upset, resulting in murder. This, from the view of the Compulsive Murder-Suicide Ideation (#CMSI) is a win, as now the straight man has been drawn into the miasmic ambiance, and fulfilled the trans desire for the male self to be killed, so that the female self might live.
When a professional operative (a man who has made a career of invading women's gyms, claiming discrimination, and winning law-suits) walks into woman's changing room in a conservative area, and there are different stories about whether male equipment was flashed -- the man claiming to have had surgery removing his male genitalia, woman in the changing room denying this, and the conflicting journalistic reports are never resolved, we have a clear case of the #Schrodinger's Underwear dynamic.

The characteristic emotional dynamic is the disingenuous cry, blending exhibitionism and modesty: "Why is everyone so fascinated by my mystery-genitals which are completely covered in this box/underwear/outfit that I'm waving around?"
by Didaskalos April 27, 2023
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Schrödinger's Trap

When you combine Schrödinger's cat with anime Traps.

Schrödinger's Trap is a person that unless directly asked you cannot be certain of their sex as it can change as the story progresses.
"Is Ruka Urushibara from Steins;Gate a guy or a chick?"
"Both and neither, a Schrödinger's Trap. Rintarou fell for it."

or SPOILER for Tengoku Daimakyou

"Have you seen Tengoku Daimakyou? Kiruko's a flippin' dude inside!"
"Yeah, never would have guessed it, another Schrödinger's Trap."
by SidloCZ May 8, 2023
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Schrödinger's Girlfriend

When your girlfriend is so mad at you that you don't know if you have a girlfriend or not.
She asked if I had a girlfriend, so I told her it's complicated, I'm dating Schrödinger's girlfriend.
by Reverend Moonshine May 25, 2023
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Schrödinger’s Whore

Someone who will make sexual comments and offers to someone, and will decide if they were joking based on their reaction.
H: Wanna make out?
P: *laughs* No?
H: Kidding *douchebag smile already queued*
P: Yeah right. You’re such a Schrödinger’s Whore.
by JeXantupus June 3, 2023
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