Shoe Pirates

The arch nemisis of Nike International. Forces Nike to ship right and left shoes on two different ships. Are particularly vicious in the Caribean, Mediteranean and the Kyber Pass. For more information on this topic, contact the shoe recovery center at MaGill University and ask for Sam.

"Why are these new kicks so expensive?"
"Must be those damm shoe pirates again."

by akekekekekekeke April 27, 2008

Dress shoes

A code word for a secret hook up, usually involving cash or friends.

Wanna go get some dress shoes?

by 5678m February 3, 2022

yeezy shoe

Adida's overpriced version of roshies. That was created by Kanye west

Did Kanye drop those super exclusive yeezy shoesthat's going to sell out less than a minute?

by Kanye shoes June 17, 2018

decoy shoes

Shoes you wear to a public bathroom when you expect to take a spectacular, noisy, or painful bowel movement, so that other bathroom users can't identify you by your feet.

Person A -- I've got to leave work early today.
Person B -- Why?
Person A -- I ate Chipotle for lunch and I forgot to pack my decoy shoes.

by Burn Your Ships September 26, 2013

Shoe on the Gas

Making a quick move or decision that could better your life.

Damn, if I had gotten here one minute sooner, I would have been able to grab the last maple bar... should have put a little shoe on the gas.

by Jnizzlemybizzlefoshizzle January 23, 2018

bwrastlin shoes

shoes for both wrestlin and boxin. multipurpose, high laces, usually hot red in color. ur typical mat shoe. great for primarily boxing

dayuuummmmm. raaaandy sure do have some sweet ass bwrastlin shoes.

by bwratslinshoes69 November 10, 2009

shoe Bush

To get back at someone when a problem cannot be discussed openly.

"If you can't get into Mrs. Cole's class, you might as well shoe Bush...!"

by bobbie_fisher April 25, 2009