seasonal alcoholic

Drinking more frequently to get through the cold months of the year in the midwest.

Clyde "I get so bored during the winter i end up drinking to pass the time"
Merl "I know me too, im such a seasonal alcoholic"

by shoot2grill November 13, 2015

Playboi season

The time of year typically between March and September to go be a fuckboy/hoe. The goal of playboi season is to aquire as much clout as possible

"Hey when's playboi season?"
"All the time the fuck you think!"

by Pdaddydave September 25, 2017

Bonnet seasoning

To add oil and growth serums to bonnet hair cover

Bonnet Seasoning-Soaking hair bonnet In hair growing oil to have your bonnet seasoned

by It’s a thing February 14, 2023

miss of the season

1. term used by commentators to describe a footballers sometimes hilarious miss.

2. term used by friends to mock a male who has failed to shag the town bike

John Motson: "Rooney, Giggs and Ronaldo, now surely, Ye - Oh - no! miss of the season. Piss poor shot from Ronaldo

Kev: "As if you didn't bang Sally, she is soo easy!"
Gav: "Yea but i forgot my rhohypnol"
Kev: "Oh, mate, miss of the season!"

by Jeffrey Douglas November 18, 2006

Seasonal Fruits

When fruits disappear for the majority of a year and they come back to celebrate pride month

Omg happy Pride! The Seasonal Fruits are back!

by Pogoextreme June 01, 2023

Seasonal release

A limited release of a generic, pretentious beer from your local wanky craft brewery. Only limited because everyone realises it's shit, so won't drink it again.

Wanky craft brewery: What did you make of our seasonal release?

Customer: It tastes like ass - same as last year's.

by Awkwardsosig October 12, 2021

influentia season

1. The months leading up to November in an election year.
2. The time starting one week before Thanksgiving and lasting til Christmas.

Influentia season has given me a headache with all the advertisements.

by Spoonjabba November 29, 2010