samuel

A real sick cunt who gets all the girls but he also has a small dick and he is shy about it

Samuel is so nice

by Uncle Nigel June 28, 2022

Samuel

A rude term to use for an annoying white man.

Guy 1: That dude was so annoying
Guy 2: Yeah he's a right Samuel

by Monokum January 20, 2020

saxual

Its origins are from the late 90's and is used the same way the word "awesome" is used in a sentence. But Saxual is meant to be said with an elongated S and with an accent to sound rather smooth compared to its popular 80's counterpart.

" Did you see Heffe's Moonsault into the pool?! It was Saxual!

by Cackmeister October 3, 2006

Samuel L Jackson

A new beer brand sponsored by the famous actor. First commercial ever aired on the Dave Chapelle Show.

Are you ready for the truth?... and I hope they burn in hell... crazy white boy muthafucka... may I have some of this soft drink to wash this down?...

by venusflytrap January 17, 2005

samuel💣

samuel💣 is a horny mf who has no friends and is very desperate and i constantly begging girl for head when this ugly hasn’t had first kiss yet

oh no samuel💣 is trying to ask for head again

by downey monkey monkey 543 October 21, 2021

Dirty Samuel

v. and n. When a bowl is cashed in one's hand, then the ash is slapped and wiped on the victim's knee

v.) I dirty samueled your mom last night.
n.) Hand me a napkin, I gotta clean off this dirty samuel.

by JDubD October 24, 2007

Samuel

A lonely tramp who will never get a girlfriend because he plays COD to much.

He's such a Samuel!

by That Guy who cannot be named April 22, 2011