stoner bologna 

When you are so high, you google a word or phrase to find out what it means only to find it does not exist, thus creating a new word or phrase.

Dude, Trump totally stoner bologna'd "covfefe".

stoner bologna by Kristenkooster June 20, 2017

Stoner kaden

Stoner kaden is a total g. Likes horrid music but respects other music taste. Is totally into thots and will do anything for a taste of chooch. Also takes hits of thc pen in class. Bright.

Yeah, stoner kaden was baked in physical science today.

Stoner kaden by Bootylicker420 December 11, 2018

Stoner tip

The act of tipping a bag of chips into one's mouth to get the last bit of crumbs.

Thanks to Jessica and her stoner tip move, we are out of chips.

Stoner tip by Chrismcdiddy October 14, 2019

The Stoner's Haircut 

The act of burning the hair on your pointer finger while attempting to light a bowl of Marijuana.

Ouch! I burned my finger. Ah dude, you totally just got The Stoner's Haircut!

The Stoner's Haircut by Christine O'Donnell January 18, 2011

Moon stones :) 

A bag of family sized chips

Ruffles munchiesDoritoscheetosTims Jalapenos chips moon stones :)

Moon stones :) by MoonBeezy(: June 7, 2011

professor stoner 

When you're stoned and you try to act normal and intelligent. If you pull it off, then you too, can be Professor Stoner.

Dude, you smoked three joints and she still thought you were funny and charming? Professor Stoner!

professor stoner by CleanBandit April 30, 2015

Obnoxious stoner

How to tell if someone is an obnoxious stoner
1. hurting people to bring their high down
2. Rude/obnoxious behaviour
3. overacting to everything
4. he must let the world know how high he is
5. forcefull and prone to breaking stuff
6. always wants to share his freinds weed with his freinds
7. loud

You do not want to be this person......

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noone wants to smoke with you

person 1 ; are you okay

\person 2 ; no im not even high anymore he's being an obnoxious stoner

Obnoxious stoner by Truth- hurts November 20, 2016