Sticky Notes

Sticky Notes-
Greatest invention of all time.

Chuck Norris uses sticky notes when he is too lazy to do a roundhouse kick.

by Bob Dole Banannas May 30, 2006

Sticky Keys

When you are masturbating by your computer and accidently jizz on the keys of your keyboard.

Friend: Dude... what is this shit on your keyboard, is it jizz?

Me: Yeah, I have Sticky Keys enabled at the moment.

by ElementProj November 15, 2011

Sticky Stick

To use ones erect penis as the cone with which cotton candy is accumulated. The candy covered penis is then inserted swiftly into lover's mouth as to enjoy the sweet flavors of candy and man.

1.
"Yesterday, Theresa and I went to the fair. She got a mouthful of sticky stick!"

2.
"My roomate gave me a stick stick last week. I still have cotton candy all over my armpit."

by Rich Phees July 25, 2008

sticky fingers

The result of fingering a girl (or boy) and not washing hands.

hey mate, guess who got some sticky fingers last night

by LACIGOL October 23, 2012

Sticky Nickel

When you bring someone home after a night out and you think they are a "10" that night. The next morning you wake up and they are a "5" and you can't get them to leave. They're a sticky nickel.

"Hey dude, that girl I brought home last night was a total sticky nickel."

by moomba27 March 18, 2014

sticky knees

A gay man who performs oral sex in the cubicles of adult bookstores, which are known for their sticky floors.

Look at that guy! He's a sticky knees! His pants have cum stains all over them.

by crapkidz August 20, 2009

Sticky muffin

After the act of sex, the guy cums on the girls bush. Let the jizz dry.

Dude, last night I pulled off this girl's pants and she already had a sticky muffin.

So, like last night, this guy gave me a really, like bad sticky muffin. I totally had to shave that shit off.

by willi4m November 15, 2011