Milagro Special

This is a particularly adventurous and dangerous sexual maneuver. It begins when two burly Mexican men enter the room, chanting "Milagro, Milagro". Once they have entered the room, the two Mexican men promptly bend the subject (make or female) into the doggy style position. From there the Mexican gentlemen begin to pig roast the subject. Then at some point during the pig roast, both men cry out, "Milagro!" Upon shouting this, the subject is simultaneously donkey punched, and red dragoned. This is a classic Mexican sex move!

"My girlfriend said she wanted Mexican last night! So I called up my friend, Juan and his brother Tony. The gave her the Milagro Special!"

"Tommy had to go to the hospital last week, because of his injuries, after he got the Milagro Special."

by dirtynastyboi March 5, 2013

physical specimen

(n) : A person (commonly an athlete) with physical ability that cannot be gained through training. Those who are physical specimens break the mold for most athletes because they do exceptionally well under physically stressful or challenging situations and/or have more potential than others to be a world-class phenomenon in sports or on the battlefield.

Out of all of us, David is the fastest, strongest, and has the most endurance on the football team. He's a physical specimen.

by fleetfeet93 July 14, 2011

Blue Plate Special

A sexual act involving three people where one person gives a man a blowjob while another person gives the man a rimjob, at the same time.

Dennis said he wanted a threesome, I propose we give him the blue plate special.

by rmc79 October 4, 2012

Speciphobia

A phobia of being specific. People with this fear are known to be driven into a frenzy when asked too many questions and frequently reply with: "I MUST BE VAGUE!" Most commonly misdiagnosed in teenages when their parents ask them questions about their life.

mom: so how was your day?
kid: fine.
mom: what did you do?
kid: stuff.

by eliz December 14, 2004

spectacular burnout

Job related. An irrational impulse action that results in immediate dismissal from employment.

John S.,a 35 year old high school teacher and girls track coach decided he would motivate the girls by mooningthem, slapping his butt and saying "You want a piece of this?" John S. left the school that day never to return. He suffered spectacular burnout

by buzzbomb July 28, 2008

Specer

a master thief, often having a strong tendency toward expensive watches. Will do almost anything to seem innocent, even when caught red handed. Peg-legs are rampant among them.

Chris: Hey Gordon, did you steal my watch?
Gordon: uhhh... nn..no..I...uh..havnt seen any watch.
Chris: Whats that on you wrist?
Gordon: I'm gonna fight you!
Chris: WHAT A SPECER!

by Wyatt Earp 2 March 2, 2009

specialist post

the act of being a complete tool and douchebag. a small clique in the army notorious for being asskissers and homosexuals.

their common phrases include:
"Army Pride" and "Too Easy"... sometimes used within one another.

Sid: Hey man I flipped that faggot's bed.
Toby: He's such a specialist post.
Sid: Yeah, complete fucking tool.
Snider: If he says Army Pride one more time, i'm gonna fucking kill him.

by eggrollthebest December 26, 2009