The license given to women who have proven their skankish abilities. If women are skanky enough, they attain a skank license. If the women are skanks, but stop being skanks for any reason, they will be in violation and must be told to bend over in some guys face immediately, or assume some other skank like task. It is up to skank police to enforce these laws (skank police are young males with no barometer for quality in females).
"Look at that chick with her titties all mashed together and her ass hanging out of her skirt. If she doesn't sit on that guys lap soon, she's gonna lose her skank license."
by darkabove April 30, 2005
Get the skank license mug.A dirty skank (DS) is another word for a female who cannot keep her legs closed. It is another word for a whore or slut.
by seriously.ur.basic March 7, 2015
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Get the bitch-skank mug.a skank wank is a girl/whore that you find irritating and would like to lay her down and wank all over to prove u dont need her for nothing and that ur independant
by Jordan Pritchett August 27, 2006
Get the skank wank mug.A type of style for their hair that usually 'skanks' and 'sluts' wear.
It's a very loose bun, usually messy they hangs above or slightly behind their head.
It's a very loose bun, usually messy they hangs above or slightly behind their head.
by KittehSpiceh December 27, 2011
Get the Skank bun mug.A devious slut, often found lurking in the K-mart bathrooms post-janitorial clean up. On occasion, they use a mix of toilet water and soap as lubricant. Although their ways are dirty, their pussies and asses are suprisingly clean. Swab the tunnel with hard-boiled dick, matey!
Jeff-Hey Mark did you see that slippery skank in that bathroom sucking me senseless?
Mark- Yeah bro she was a clean ass...
Mark- Yeah bro she was a clean ass...
by ADDT-JACE February 7, 2015
Get the slippery skank mug.A waitstaff shift occurring during a late weekday night, ie: Midnight to six a.m. on a Wednesday. Named so because these are the less-desirable (lower-paying) shifts usually worked by the less-desirable (aesthetically-challenged) servers. Term popularized in the movie "Swingers."
There aren't going to be any hot waitresses at the casino tonight; it's the Wednesday night skank shift.
by Jim F. December 6, 2006
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