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Satellite-Shopper

Used to describe a person who stands in the checkout queue while sending their friends/children (ergo: satellites)to get the items they wish to purchase.
I couldn't believe that bitch with the three friends stood in front of me in the checkout line, while they went off and brought back all the things she wanted to buy. So rude!
by Chiron DeMolis January 8, 2005
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Slippery Fish

A slippery fish is a person who is not great looking and will treat you like rubbish! Basically a snake but with slime!
by KYD4EVER January 31, 2017
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Slippery

A slut. A girl that has a constantly wet/slippery vagina. Probably a gaping one.
"Tiffany hooked up with me, Andy, Aaron, Antonio and Jeremy last night. What a fuckin slippery."
by Shaky Tits March 16, 2010
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Slippery Joe

A guy who comes over for sex but always has some excuse to leave as soon as it's over.
She got so angry at what a slippery joe he was being, she dumped his ass.
by M. Nice December 8, 2004
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Slippery Gorilla Nipple

A Nipple that is black and slippery as a duck's nipple. Commonly found in the south eastern parts of the Bronx where cheap "ho's" are victims to the very rare disease. This disease can turn the whole nipple black and slippery. Once it covers the entire nipple it then spreads else where. Causes more serious diseases. I would go on but I might shit myself.
Look at that ho, she's trying to hide her Slippery Gorilla Nipple!
by N.I.G May 9, 2006
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Slippery Dolphin

When you and a girl drunk as hell in the bathtub or jacuzzi with a chick that you know doesn't like anal and try to have anal sex with her. She shakes her head and makes sounds like a dolphin would as you try to stick it in her ass. "Ahhkaa Ahhkaa Ahhka" like a dolphin, hence the slippery dolphin!
"I tried the slippery dolphin with that drunk hoe last night but she wouldn't let me!"
by bushmonstr February 28, 2007
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Shopper's Hair

when you go shopping a lot and when you try on a lot of shirts and then look in the mirror...your hair is all messed up
I got Shopper's Hair because i was in a hurry to try on all the shirts in that store, now i really need a brush
by Lizbeth77 June 12, 2008
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