severus

SEVERUS SNAPE (Harry Potter Character)
Born:1960 Died:1998 Special Talents: Occlumency, Legillemens, exceptional Potions and wand abilities; extreme loyalty to those who deserved it

ROMAN HISTORY:
Lucius Septimius Severus (or rarely Severus I) (b. Leptis Magna, April 11, 145 - d. Eboracum, February 4, 211) was a Roman general, and Roman Emperor from April 14, 193 to 211. He was born in what is now the Libyan part of Rome's historic Africa Province, making him the first emperor to be born in the Roman province of Africa

The most misunderstood character in Harry Potter is Professor Severus Snape
Things are never quite as it seems.

by Princess-L May 8, 2008

serve and collect

what the "law" really does as opposed to serve and protect

"All them cops really wanna do is serve and collect. Serve me a ticket and collect my money!"

by eddie of 48185 June 13, 2005

Severin

one who keeps it real

That kid is such a severin

by Anglo Saxon February 13, 2008

Dan Severn

Known as Dan "The Beast" Servern, A shoot-fighting bad-ass known for Ultimate Fighting and pro-wrestling. Was NWA heavyweight champion many times. Had an intense rivalry with Ken Shamrock and can put opponents in so many different holds they have to invent new ways to scream.

In a real fight Dan Severn would rip Hulk Hogan's roid ridden arms off and beat him to death with them.

by DennisIsEvil May 1, 2006

Severus Snape

one of the kindest, bravest, gentlest, sexiest men dumbledore has ever known.

Severus Snape is one of the kindest, bravest, gentlest, sexiest men I have ever met

by Musicnotegirl November 7, 2010

The Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve

You shit into a condom and freeze it. Once frozen you go to town on yo girls asshole and mouth till it starts to get a bit soft. Then you take it out of the condom and shove it into her pussy until it's nice and warm. Then push on her cervix so it comes out on a ice cream cone, then make her eat it.

"bro your girl isn't looking so hot"
"Yeah man, it's probably because I gave her the Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve last night"

by Bigrig69420 July 8, 2017

severus

Sexy hot man who chills and thrills with his silky voice, precise movements with talented hands and snarky temper.

You know you've encountered a severus when he can make you come with his words alone.

by Keelly December 20, 2007