Samsung Galaxy 2S Ultra 5G

Chicken Strips

I love my Samsung Galaxy 2S Ultra 5G Phone.

by jimmy_wimmy_bob_wob 2 June 19, 2023

Samsung loading noise

The noise you hear in your head when your brain disconnects from this dimension

Hello! My name i- (Samsung loading noise) eyhu4ejyguuevjdbe hert444564er6trhteuy74teuryt8yrgf gruguetgfdjgksrgkrgfdgfudgjrfgfjdgjfhgurgfjurtyfujhfgtfurghfgrugjfgrjfgsrgfkfgdjrgfjdyrdjyufjdehgfjdjfgdjgjrhgjdrygfrygdfgrtyfjdrjsjr skrugskrfhfugrgueygdufgsjrgjrhgjrj dhrgdjuykudygkdyugkuygskeyrgksyrgresytgyrfyr0r92020202eefhkh2020201010101udfhkehfierhyurhtftef6s4g6r4s65f4srg6g4564gf6d54f64d6fg6rg5trg64g64d64t6d5g64465d6t54gd6g4t4g6f94g6fgt5f4fgbobiruf;souefoudfkdkjgfkgjxjdfglkrjkldrjfrfrdjghthfgrfdgfdgdfridugdugsrgjfgjselrjgrgrigoidjfgjuifjvjbvhj8o940489752043red/ffd*f/dfuyfrfdg8+9fd8*89fdxx8dx3dgx#######ghbsnveust7uyjhe4hdjc
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by The man in the walls August 5, 2023

Samson Mabbitt (Mr Mabbitt)

A bald and ginger YouTuber who teaches English, He loves mushrooms and does them on a daily. He is completely against teaching students and talks about mushrooms instead.

Sir, can we please learn something?
Na don't interrupt my mushroom rant.

Samson Mabbitt (Mr Mabbitt)

by Robin Parmar October 3, 2023

Samsung energy

A person who radiates Samsung Energy is a person who acts as if they have a Samsung phone.

Oh my god, stop acting like you have Samsung Energy already!! You got the new iphone a few weeks ago!!

by tresLeches117 December 18, 2023

Samsa

when a samsung user has a kink for jerking off to samsung trailers.

are you a samsa?

oh yeah i am

I AMMM

by Amogus😳 December 20, 2023

samsies

samsies is when you agree and share a similar thought or feeling to what someone else has said

john: i feel really sad atm
oscar: samsies

by 444.eeshax December 20, 2023

Samson

Biblical series! It's the thing! It's time for the thing! The thing I was doing from before. The Biblical series.

God "Heyheyhey, check it it out. Check out that guy over there."

Lucifer 😑 "Another boat guy? What is wrong with-"

Philistine "AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!" *THUD*

Lucifer "HOLY SHIT!"

God "Yeah! Right!?"

Lucifer "He threw that guy, like, 40 feet in the air! I mean... I could throw a guy higher than that but they don't do that! What the hell did you do!?"

God "I made a deal."

Lucifer "A deal? A deal for what?"

God "Well.. I give him super strength... And HE... Grows his hair out."

Lucifer 😟 "What could you possibly have to gain from him growing out his fucking- Jesus, he is mangling those fucking guys..."

God "No, Jesus was the me-guy this is Samson- Wait... Is that... Yet? Where ARE we, like, chronologically speaking?" 🤔

Lucifer "What IS that in his hand!?"

God "Donkey jaw."

Lucifer "The JAW of a donkey?"

God "Yup."

Lucifer 😨 "Did he mutilate a donkey just to do that!? Who is that for!?"

God 🤷 ♂️ "I donno. It's a good weapon I guess."

Lucifer "IT ISN'T THAT, THOUGH! IT ISN'T! It can't possibly BE that! AT ALL!"

God "I mean, he's killed like 784 guys with it already so... Ya know... It's hard to say isn't a good weapon..."

Lucifer 😑 "Say that you genuinely believe a donkey jaw is a good weapon. Say it out loud."

God "Well... Yeah... The super strength is probably doing a lot of the legwork... But he's having fun. And that's what counts."

Lucifer "Pffft! Hahahahaha! That is stupid. This is fucking stupid. I'm done. This is dumb."

God "What? Where are you... *sigh* Well I think it's cool... Kachow! Kachow! Jaw-stab! Kachow! Super jaw-stab! Heheheheheh..."

by Hym Iam January 7, 2024