riding the bust

The polite way of saying titty fucking

"Excuse me but I've always wanted to try to ride the bust? Would that be okay?"

"May I ride the bust?"

"When I'm riding the bust I like to tip my hat to the lady before I ejaculate on her bust."

by blended May 3, 2010

Riding the Milk Train

Having sex with a lactating woman (still full of breast milk)

"The milk train is comin round any time of night or day With two big headlights shining so you know the way
Picking up steam rolling down the track
Squirtin out juice on the caboose.
The brakeman's havin a heart attack"

"Man, I was riding the milk train last night. And I wasn't the only one who shot off. Don't go round hungry!"

by Twisted Fixtures July 31, 2007

riding stanky

when your car still smells like marijuana from being smoked in at an earlier date

yo i got pulled over today i had nothing on me but i was riding stanky so they searched my car

by Matty P aka Pappy July 14, 2009

Riding the A Train

Having anal sex.

Dude #1: "How was sex last night with that brazilian chick?"
Dude #2: "Dude, I totally rode the A train and it was awesome. Damn, I love riding the A train"
Dude #1: "Nice."

by retsnapaj November 9, 2009

Damien Ricing

To charm the ladies using a combination of three devilish tactics.
1) Light scented candles
2) Arrange cushions or pillows in a circle on your bedroom floor.
3) Play Damien Rice (maybe at a level that will really piss off your gay neighbours).
4) Lie in the middle of cushions and wait for target to arrive.

If this doesn't work nothing will.

He gave her a right 'Damien Ricing' last night.

by Rebecca Muirhead December 10, 2007

riding the elephant

to be stoned on marijuana. this phrase is apropos because when you ride an elephant, you are "high".

what's wrong with you today? are you riding the elephant?

by shirley eugeste January 3, 2011

vagina riding

when a guy sticks his nose in a girls pussy. it then tastes like hot pineapple so try it out on your ho now!!

"dude i hate smell of pineapple juice after vagina riding."

by weezy dildo May 3, 2008