ring the bird

1. To void excrement from the bowels through the anus; have a bowel movement.

"Don't wait for me, I've got to go ring the bird!"

by M.Becker June 16, 2008

goo rings

When you jizz in someone's mouth and they attempt to blow a smoke ring either on purpose or accidentally (by coughing)

My girlfriend blew goo rings last night after i jizzed in her mouth!

by blacksiteninja April 18, 2009

Peach Ringing

The sport of sucking Peach Ring candies until they are sticky and then throwing, and sticking them to cars.

Me and and they guys had a glorious time peach ringing cars last night

by Chris Barr November 12, 2007

rings true

confirmation, confirmed, to confirm with precise accuracy,

Everything that I shield ed myself from rings true in the publics' eye.....

by blthrskt August 2, 2007

Oil Ring

That greasy feeling around your bun after a wet fart.

I think I need a quick wipe. Pretty sure I got a oil ring after that one.

by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017

T-Ring

A mystical super-food that is composed of typical taco fillings encased in a croissant crust, which is in the shape of a ring about 14" in diameter. Fillings may also include things such as corn or sliced peppers. Also known as Taco Ring.

Roommate 1: What are you thinking for dinner?

Roommate 2: I'm thinking T-Ring

Roommate 1: Goooooooodddd!!!

by Syrinx Sinner September 29, 2011

Lording the Ring

(V.) The act of sticking your finger into any kind of hole preferably in front of an evil wizard.

Elijah Wood enjoys lording the ring, especially if it involves hunky elves.

by The Maxibator May 5, 2010