Originally from "The Office"
Used by Andy Biersack (Andrew Dennis Biersack of Black Veil Brides (vocalist) , formally known as Andy Six) - an idea he wishes to be credited with.
Used by Andy Biersack (Andrew Dennis Biersack of Black Veil Brides (vocalist) , formally known as Andy Six) - an idea he wishes to be credited with.
Q: "What invention to you wish to be credited with?"
A: (Andy Biersack) "Reverse petting zoo. You pet the animals, they pet you back."
A: (Andy Biersack) "Reverse petting zoo. You pet the animals, they pet you back."
by MorganBVBArmy August 22, 2011
Get the Reverse Petting Zoo mug.A state-of-being, when, literally, EVERYTHING you touch turns to shit. The more important the thing is, the bigger pile of shit it becomes. There is nothing to be done to reverse this condition except time. Generally doesn't last more than 24 hours. It can also be used to refer to a general trend regarding your state-of-being, not just a single incident. (Like having a bad hair day, this would be a Reverse Midas Touch Day)
You've decided it's time to tell the person you've been dating that you love them. The perfect moment arrives, your faces are close, you smile and say, "I love you so much _______" (insert the name, not of your lover but of your ex - who they know) The look on their face says it all. Your first time sharing your soul with your lover, and it's not just bad, it's total shit. You stammer out an apology, and insert the name of your ex AGAIN, instead of saying their name. A true Reverse Midas Touch Moment. In your attempt to make this moment perfect, your anxiety to do so got the better of you causing you to totally fuck it up. hoisted by your own petard Instead of it being the beautiful moment you wished for, you find yourself going to hell in a hand basket
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Unlike the missionary, this on is a little better, where the guy lays down and the chick lays down on top.
by Cheese November 15, 2003
Get the Reverse Missionary mug.Me and some chaps were Paul Revereing then the chick started to yell, "The British are cuming! The British are cuming!"
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Get the reverse yellow fever mug.A kid who makes double entendres or remarks with sexual connotations well below the appropriate age.
Lady: "This 12 year-old just called me 'kitty'. I'm not sure how I should feel about this. :P"
Lady's Friend: "He sounds like some sort of reverse pedophile."
Lady: "I can't say that younger generations with easy access to sexting via cellphones and internet porn is necessarily a good thing."
Lady's Friend: "He sounds like some sort of reverse pedophile."
Lady: "I can't say that younger generations with easy access to sexting via cellphones and internet porn is necessarily a good thing."
by willbchou January 2, 2012
Get the reverse pedophile mug./noun/: The douche bags who insists on backing into a parking space, rather than driving in the normal way, because they are convinced it will save them time and trouble when they have to leave. Never mind that it inconveniences EVERYONE else around them.
"Look, it's one of those idiot Reverse Parkers. How much time did that dumbass just take to get that spot?"
"At least 5 minutes. And the mouth breather took half of the space next to him."
"At least 5 minutes. And the mouth breather took half of the space next to him."
by serenity450 February 28, 2010
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