rectal yoga

The act of recovering your rectal shape after a severe session of bummage

"god last night made me scream, i spent all this morning doing my rectal yoga"

by Ivanbs February 2, 2007

rectalectemy

What you get when you take it up the ass, whether male or female.

Dat nigga got a rectalectemy in prison.

Shut yo mouth, bitch, come here and get your rectalectemy.

Yo, be careful, I just gave that scalawag a rectalectemy last week.

by v-mig January 22, 2008

restaurant atm

When you pay the meal with a credit card and collect cash from your co-diners.

Cough up some cash mofo, i'll put the whole bill on my card. I love to visit the restaurant atm -- fee free.

by janitorforfree April 10, 2008

Restaurnaut

One who very commonly eats out, and is recognized easily by waitstaff.

Hey man, they just let that dude in before us and we've been waiting forever. He must be a restaurnaut.

by Definer Things March 7, 2009

Rental Mental

A skier who doesn't know what their doing, and rents oversized skies, wear's Jean's, and skis with the coat blowing wide open.

Hey guys...look at the retard rental mental!

by Ski Racer that is cool July 8, 2009

rectalcranectomy

a surgical procedure in which one's head is removed from thier ass.

i can't believe he would do something like that. i think he needs a rectalcranectomy

by *someone* October 15, 2009

Rectal puppet

Putting ones hand up someones ass and making a "talking" motion.

Kerry is a rectal puppet.

by Orzi December 9, 2009