Real estate

When someone is all up in someone’s head after an event has occurred, like they won’t stop thinking about it

Cole: Damn bro she really did you like that?
John: Yeah bro, she got hella real estate in my head now

by Stankyboy99 December 4, 2019

Real Chat

a term thats used often to state whatever was said is true;

Tyray: Ayo My Nigga...That Bitch Lady Gaga Is Sexy Daaaawg...I Would Beat Dat All Up..Word

Me: ....i dont know man...i heard ol'girl packin a dick

Tyray: Foreal?!

Me: Real Chat

Tyray: damn...never mind than

Me: nevermind nothin nigga...you know you gay now right?

by MosFame January 19, 2010

Freshman Year of Real Life

The first year out of college. Termed "freshman year" to be annalogous to your freshman year of college when you are prone to making newbie mistakes and:
a) You didnt know much
b) You were confused and scared and
c) You grew up and learned a lot

Freshman hanging around his first real job
Fresh: "So guys how much money does everyone earn here? I got hired for 40K a month"
Coworkers: "Wow hes such a freshman"
Other coworker: "give him a break guys, you remember freshman year of real life right?"

by Maximuz04 January 24, 2010

real rap

It is the truth.

That is banging, real rap, yo!

by A.R.B. December 28, 2005

real dreams

when a person has dreams that are so real, they can't decipher reality from dreamland.

My dreams are so crazy, I never know what was real vs. a dream until I get up & continue living life. Shit is always real dreams, yo!

by GlazeHer November 3, 2016

Real Person Fiction

When people write fanfiction about real people that actually exist. Very common amongst Beliebers and One Directioners. Also usually distorts the person's actual personality, making them into a doll.

Oh look, Real Person Fiction about Bieber and Styles. What a cliche, let's move on.

by Anti_You January 2, 2017

Real Fake Newz

(1) When you can no longer tell the difference between real and fake Newz

(2) Newz -Stupid information about nothing important.

Person A:

I can't tell if the Newz is real or fake anymore?

Person B:

What is real? How do you define real? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then real is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain.

Unfortunately, no one can be told what Real Fake Newz is. You have to figure that out for yourself.

Person A:

Fuck I guess you have to let it all go. Fear, doubt and disbelief.

Person B:

Welcome to the real world.

by Jacques Gee February 22, 2017