Butt Rag

A piece of toilet paper inserted between ones butt cheeks to keep sweat and/or crap stains from reaching ones underwear

Butt Rag (aka ass tampon). After taking a dump and wiping clean, you tear off 2 to 3 squares of toilet paper, fold them on top of each other to form a square, then fold that in half, then (optional) you apply some baby or talcum powder to the outer edge. Then wedge it between your ass cheeks in the crack. Keeps your underwear nice and skid free until the next dump.

by Harvey Wallbanger 69 July 7, 2012

fuck rag

An insult, but also the rag that is used to clean up after having a fuck with someone, thus fuck rag.

"You cum-drenched fuck rag"

by your mom March 10, 2003

vag rag

1) adj., A person of poor character, worthless integrity and an overall asshole.

2) noun, a tampon.

"Listen, Debbie, you stupid vag rag, if you give me one more false thank you I'm going to slap you across the head with my dildo."

by RZ, BT April 4, 2007

spew rag

Important safety device required when ingesting mouth mixers since overflows frequently result in explosive eruptions. Usually an old dishrag or t-shirt of dubious cleanliness hung on a nail within easy reach.

Dude, you shouldn't have given her that tequilla and root beer mouth mixer! We're going to need a new spew rag.

by ted December 8, 2004

ghetto rag

the kind of dew rag made out of one of those spandex book covers for your schoolbooks that cost 75 cents.

check out that foos getto rag.

by poop November 30, 2003

cunt rag

1. A sanitary napkin.

2. A tampon.

So-called as before the advent of sanitary napkins in the 20th Century, women typically used rags to control the flow of menstrual blood during their periods.

Can you believe it? I told Brenda I was going out for a six-pack and she has me pick up a box of cunt rags!

by Tummy AuGratin April 13, 2006

cum rag

1. (n)a cloth, usually an article of dirty laundry, used to clean ejaculant from the body after masturbating--or sexual intercourse in the case of coitus interruptus.

2. (n)a distasteful insult.

1. Yo, would you-like-grab that cum rag from beneath my bed before this stuff crusts over?

2. You want ME to grab it? What a CUM RAG!

by evil little monkey July 15, 2008