crusty cross eyed pigeon

1. Robert Scoggins

2. Person whoms wife is a fat prostitute, and he thinks about raping young children, works at local fast food restaurants

3. Ignorant fool who puts nacho cheese filled pans in clean dish water

4. Biggest suck up at a workplace...

1. Robert is a crusty cross eyed pigeon

2. Look at that guy starin at those 10 year old girls, he's a crusty crossed eyed pigeon.

3. What fuckin crusty cross eyed pigeon put this in my clean water...

4. Hey boss....anything for you boss....hooo hoo ha ha ha

by John and Derek June 22, 2006

Dirty Pigeon

Dirty slag who has slept with every man in the office including peoples boyfriends and has an ugly face like a pigeon.

Oh look the dirty pigeon is bent over the boardroom table again...who is it this time? oh its my husband again

by mama f September 26, 2005

Fighting pigeons

The state of making out two people achieve upon spontaneously making a move for each other, after minutes of sexual tension, amongst friends and in a very public place.

Oh, look, Flex and Nicola are finally fighting pigeons.

by PastaBoy94 July 25, 2011

Pigeon

Someone who always pops up somewhere as if from no where. And you never notice when there not there, but you always notice when they are!

Sam wasn't in school today
Really!? Didnt notice
Thats because he's such a pigeon

by Pheebz February 2, 2008

pigeon cannon

A cannon specially made to shoot
live pigeons at your enemy. Or friends.

John shot me with a pigeon cannon.
"i don't know it's not a real item"

by Sarah....summin' May 13, 2005

pigeon

the term given to the most vile creatures on earth

'mum look at that pigeon'
'honey we dont call Ghanaians Pigeons in public its not very nice'

by African slang abuser October 24, 2018

pigeon sex

where two birds meet and like have sex in dimly lit tree hole.

" i like your feathers....lets get back to my place and have pigeon sex."

by spencerrr September 30, 2006