Pudding Pistol

The human anus, in the act of defecation.
The act of taking a shit

After that huge burrito at lunch, I may have to fire the pudding pistol before our 2 o’clock meeting

by crbrewski October 29, 2020

Pudding Stick

Another name (euphemism) for a shit stirrer. Back in the day when folks used outhouses, they often had a stick used to stir in lime or other things, often called a pudding stick. Also related to "stirring the pot."

Be careful what you say around Bobby; he's a first class pudding stick.

by Tipsy Thoughts January 14, 2023

cuddle pudding

When cuddling with significant other or random and you cum a little bit

Jason accidentally got some cuddle pudding on Maria's back, hopefully she doesn't notice.

by I want to conquer the world July 25, 2016

Tight pudding

When you are going for easy anal and she gets so scared she tenses up and shits herself

I am mentally scarred I was going to surprise Cindy with anal but instead I got tight pudding

by Mr Feelgood September 7, 2016

spanking the pud

Another way of saying "jerking off"

Hey where did you go Timmy? Oh I was just spanking the pud real quick.

by PudSpanker October 6, 2016

Blue Pudding

Secret codeword for Purple Drank

Man, got any blue pudding? I need this.

by Code_Maker February 12, 2018

pudding prize

When you mean to fart but end up with a shit surprise in your pants

Uh oh, I think I just won the pudding prize

by Wakahamillflame November 24, 2016