diddy pudding

It is a term in which we call my red point siamese cat.

Diddy Pudding, that bastard, ate the chicken on the counter.

by Diddy Pudding June 5, 2018

pudding incident

A past traumatic incident which results in a rule change, such as losing cooking privileges due to a spill, or not allowing livestock indoors after a mess. The name refers to a scenario in which attempting to make pudding result in spilling it all over the floors, walls, and ceiling, and no longer being allowed to stay home alone.

“Well, he’s not allowed to use that bathroom anymore, do you remember what he did to the tub? It was SUCH a pudding incident.”

by Jendingo December 2, 2022

shower pudding

Created when indulging in a shower wank. When the hot water combines with one's seminal fluids and lube of choice, the sperm clumps and solidifies into sticky, semi-solid, gelatinous material which attaches to said individual's pubic hair and never truly goes down the drain.

I went to Jeff's house yesterday and took a shower. There was shower pudding in the drain.

by HarryAscholl March 19, 2016

honeydew pudding

a cute lil bitch

gay4pay was all up on honeydew pudding ;---)))

by gay4$pay$ March 1, 2014

yorkshire pudding

a formation emerging when a man ejaculates in another man's rectum, and the resulting ejaculate is slowly seeped out forming a concave, yorkshire pudding-shaped crust on the anus

"Dude, is that a popcorn?"

"Nah brah, just a yorkshire pudding from yesterday"

by NorthernBoi69 October 17, 2020

jocks pudding

An ivory cream colored substance that emits from the penis of Ethan's mom, Cindy Milligan. Comes out in a frothy residue but as soon as you lick it it automatically flushed down your throat, thereby leaving the satisfaction of spewed jizz down your throat. Cindy will then beg for a fried noog on a stick.

Cindy: ETHAN!!
Cindy: what is this jocks pudding?!
Ethan: unh jock it's really good
Cindy: okay well Jacques's pudding it is now!!
*gulp gulp gulp*

Cindy; *tripping balls* ETHAN!! I'M SEEING SHIT NOW!!!

by UAnom August 28, 2022

Eye Pud

Another way of saying eye candy; eye pudding.

"I met my favourite DJ the first time today, he's so hot, he's eye pud".

by PB2012 September 2, 2012